Tuesday december 14 2004
dear guys only tree more days till i'm outta school yeah well heres what i've been doing all wekk every affternoon i watch carlets web i stared watching half of it yersterday my favorite was when willber talks all by himshelf for the first time and my second was when he was trying to make a web like carlet and the first time he does it he falls and everybody laghes at him poor wilber but he still does not make it with the help of tempalton some parts make me cry you know when hes born it reminded me of how i was born well my baby turns one next month yeah for the nobbers well gotta go love your homeboy luis c lopez peace bros.

Two weeks before chirstmas hooly creep better start getting be getting the egg nog out Dear guys chirstmas is in two weeks well ant that good becuse i have been a good boy this year well guys here is y invetaion to you guys to the party of las posaddas i think were having on the seventennth of next week page gurg on his ceelphone and ask him when it is well gotta go peace bros

thursday november 25 2004 Hey yeall lopez reporting from the The jaill house shiref joe took me in last night for shooting up a gun dame that basterd doesent know who the hell he is well dame it guys today is thanksgiving time to kill santa wuinie the pooh and the hundred acre woods and cristerphier robbien well guys tomorrow memo is taiking me to the candyland concert were barney is supposed to be in the concert we will leave the house arond twooclock in the afftertnoon weel gotta go i dont want my mom to see this peace hippeys

ladies and gentelmen plese stand for the cursing annthum good dame it bush you won last night i'm going to kick your but somehow kerry shouldent have won instead of you you are a worthleys piece of you know what so if you come to my hometown me and my bro will punch you in the face like we did last year thanks for curising with me everybody plese give a warming welcome for the kid you all know him as crackhead all the chicks dig these two the lopez brothers luis c lopez and gullemo thank you thank you first of all i would like to say welcome to the show we have two very specal guest our first guest is kid rock our second guest is you all know him as a big dog our lovibal dog and my pressece baby elgupo now ladies and gentelman first off i would like to say you all know him as a bad boy kidrock welcome mr rock plese sit down have a cup of coffe now mr rock i have a few qustions to ask you first qustion do you like dogs hell yeah i do second do you love chicks hell ya i do third question do you like to eat dog biskits hell no thats it mr rock now you may go backstage thank you mr lopez great now that that is done now i would like to bring out our second guest my dog elgupo hey baby woof how are you doing woof woof did you have a good nap woof woof woff would you like a dog biskit woof woof do you like to sleep woof thank you boy see you when i get home from tungland woof well thanks to all of our guest who showed up tonight see yall tomorrow prime time on chanel sixty one by bye lovce your fraind luisclopez peace out hommies.

Monday october 25 2004,dear guys my mom has to go to court today at one thirty this affternoon for my dad wish memo and her good luck becuse veirene host is going to be in my dads side and memo on moms side i wish i can go with them so i can tell the judge what has he done to me but i cant well gotta go i have to write to my bro peace hippeys love your fraind luisclopez.

october 24, 2004. dear guys my mom put a bandage on me last night so my bugbite wouldent hirt me so i had it on frekking all night and this morning my mom tokk the dame thing off and my bugbite was bledding like bledding bledding dame it it was frekking hurting me well guys i have to go to a specal nedds party at rawhide next week becuse of hallowenn well gotta go i dont want my good dame mom to see this godd dame post peace hippeys love your fraibnd luisclopez.

Thursday october 21, 2004 Dear guys my mom went to a conferance yesterday my pals teacher and all my teachers said that im doing good my pals teacher said she cant belive that im leaving this year she already knows were im going next year marcos de niza yeah becuse when we got half days i can go see them my mom said that they dont know untill may i have to go see this place if i do like it im going next year but if i dont i wont well halloween is in two wekks yeah party baby party well gotta go love your fraind luis c lopez PS how many of you fools are going to miguels 24, birthday party i might be there if he doesent kick me out peace hippeys.

tuesdatoctober 12' 2004 Dear guys yesterday i went to my cousans house with donalldo so i wouldent see my dad leve to jail yee haa im free good dameit free they called last night to see what kind of medication he takes and my mom said he takes any kind of medication than she asked how is he doing and they said he cailmed down but wasent tailking to anybody who the hell does he think he is first he dident wanna go and refused so they had to pull him by the hair hahahaha what a jeark now i cant see him till he takes the dame thing who the hell would wanna see him again i wouldent they changed his hospetaill this morning well thats all i got for now good bye guys i gotta let elgupo in the dame house hippes love your fraind luisclopez ps elgupo turns one in a mounth yeah mty baby getting older better start callinbg him dog insterad of pupy do any of you guys know where gurgs at i tried his stupid cellphone and he dident even answer

Friday october 8,2004 hahaha im back yall i just got back from my frainds house you all know hime as a bad boy interdocing stonecould steve asutain he had a tweleve pack of beer than a littel bit more of tecila i drank the whole dame thing good dame it im a morron i hope my dame hell mother doesint beat the creep out of me or ill kick her in the stomick well guys i get to go back to tungland in twoweeks well gotta go i gotta write a email to my girelfraind.

Tuesday october 5, 2004 Dear guys yall know me and now you know what were going to do this bloug post this time i will call the matrix of luisclopez Well first things first first i would like to say is welcome abourd now interdoucing the bad boy in the lopezes house luis c lopez thank you thankyou all i would like to say first is put your kids to bed now good dame it now second is wake up parents its my own tv show welcome to the show of luisclopez now interdoucin four very cool dudes and now interdoucing my first brother you now him as a drunken dude migul interdouing the second brother you now him as a soldrer for tree years his been in the army my very cool brother donnaldo interdoucing the thrird brother he went to boot camp and dident wanna go back my second coool brother memo and interdocing the littelst lopez he graduates in five mounths and he is turning fifteen next year yours truly luis c lopez and interdoucing sisterlopez she is teaching band at tempe high school barbary and interdoucing our last familly member you all now him as elphao elgupo you c an catch me in the movies when ever the hell joey gets rich the titel will be welcome to the lopez residents seeyall latter foulls.

Monday october 4, 2004.Dear guys i just got word that ill be outta school for a week hellyeah a week of watcing seasamestreet well father wasson gets his but in phonix in four days yeah for that prays the lord well me and you know who went to see shark teal my favorite part was when oscar and his wife were fighhting then the whale came out and said sabasgange the tailking whale i couldent stop sayig it well guys i get my frekking report card for this qutter im crossing my fingers that i get good grades well last nite my littel niece anna was at the house and than beath came along i really like her better than kenndel well guys the guy that works with me comes to do an interview to see how i'm doing the guy that is coming his name is iggnacio valdeze he is gonna try to get me and my dad some help he hasent been taking his medacation so if he doesent take it the cops will come and get him thats what i wanna see when he leaves ill laagh my but off coll well guys thats it fore today see yall tomorroww peace hippes love your fraind luisclopez.

SEPTEMBER 27 2004 dear guys well im in computer class doing this thing we all called blog post well in two wekks i will be going to a celebratinon the resson they are having this is becuse los pecanons hermanos and hermanas willbe cellebretting fighty years of saving kids the founder was padre willam b wasson willam b wasson took part in our familly when he took care of my two parents chela and leonal and to that day he was a familly member he is a good father to all of the lopez sons me gurg miguel donny and barbary and interdocing our new familly member annnastaysia may smith lopoez who is two years old i havent seen padre willam b wassoin in mounths the last time i saw him was when he fell down in flaggstaff i cant wait to see my goodfather again what a big lopez reunion that would be for me my mom and my dad well i gotta go i gotta go check memos blog peace hippeies.

My lifes a liveing hell 9,21,04 today we have a sub in my fourthand fifth hour class well elgupos still drawling in his mouth his been doing it since friday well gotta go sucker love your bro luisclopez.

dear guys i'm here having free time for getting all of mywork done in pals sweet now i wont have to work my butt off tomorrowthird hour on friday affternoon the cops called lokking for my mom my dad was at his frainds house getting drank like usle and then they bought more beer weel gotta go love your buddy luisclopez

dear guys i just got back from celebrating my cousin michels birthday which was yesterday and friday i got lion king two simbas pride and yesterday we meet up with our very good fraiond inngrid at oliv garden my niece is crying becuse she wants to go out side memos not wearing anything except his pants dad is waching a show on wb my mom cleaning the kichen and elgupo is crying to get insiode and i'm wrighting to you on this post well gotta go i have to see whats on tv peace hipps.

hey guys well today is september 1, 2004 i woke up with a new life a new face and a new puppy guess who was tv last night arnailled boo and jhon kerry boo and linda bush boo the only one i like as president is her husbend gorge w bush wellguys tomorrow night is open house for the eighth graders but heres the thing my pals teacher woont be here tomorrow but she said that i can take my mom to meet my other thechers well gotta go peace hippes.

helloto reading this bloug remember when i tould you i was gonna to tell you about the wedding well heres what happoend yesterday first it was memos turn to speak becuse he was the best man so heres what he said he said hello every one ive known jack sinece elementry school and i still remember the story we were both third graders in school and my real name was gullemo but jack dident know how to say my name but heres what happend he used to come and say gurgdamo and than me and him meet again when i was working at golds gym he came in bursting in the door and trew his hands up and said i dont know were i am and than i know that jack was in love trough all thoughs years ive know jack i love you buddy and cougratulatons jack hugeed him as a thank you oh on are way home i asked my mom mom are you gonna trow me a eighth grade party or what she said nope i never did to any of your brothers and i never will than i said what are you gonna do for me than she said how about this i trow you a cineceranera for your birthday with a real live band and molee just as you wannted i said okay and do i pick the girels tjhat i want to do the walts with and she said yeah and than i asked her do i get to invite the bandas too she said sher so the first girel that i picked is my ex girelfaind arianna c bannda and so its a tradion in mexico any boy or girel that gets to turn fighteen has it oh and i forgot to tell we are trewing a birthday party for my niece anna its was my moms idea to have this it will only be a pinata of elmo and a cake the party doesent start untill four oclock this after noon hope to see you guys there love your buddy luisclopez ps gupo harreld thuis morning i dfont know what my father feed him.

Dear guys well heres what is going down tomorrw memos buddy jackob gets marrried tomorrow he wants me and my mom to go becuse he has know us ever since middel school so thats whates going down tomorrow but i dont know what i'm doing after the wedding see ya guys later peace dogs.

Dear guys last night i went to a party were i saw my ex ghirfraind arianna she said hey baby whates up and do you still love me and i said hey i really do baby but now i really wanna marry you so damp manny and go for me you really wanna marry me she said she also said when do you really wanna get maried and i said how about when im outta colloge babby and she than asked how are you gonna support our four kids and i said hell no i really just wont one kid and thats it so she said she could get pregnet this one time so the wedding wont be untill im twentty and have a car and when i get a job in the circues well if one of you guys really wanna be my best man ill send you an incvatation to the wedding peace hippes.

Dear guys im fighting with jakebutt right now becuse he just kicked me out of tunglang becuse he wants me home now hell no i going to woop his but i'm really pissed off right now becuse of him he has no bussness with me and tungland why the hell would that stupid basdterd want bussness with me and them i will call the cops on him becuse he doesent even pay child support for any of us i have had it with him now im really moving out of the house call me or gurg to see whates up peace hippes.

Dear guys well i just past my first week of eighth grade let me tell you its rough Well hers whates up I wannted to know if you guys are stiill coming to my eighth grade graduation ceramony all my familly will be there even my mom oh my mom will be missing school to be there if you guys dont know the date here it is May 27, 2004 hope yall can make it will if you you guys cant find a seat just site with my familly and if you see my mom crying its becuse her littel baby luis has graduated from eighth grade if you guys dont know were my schools at just ask memo oh and plese pick out a dosson of rosses at frys so that you guy can give it to me when its over i might jump on you guys so start hugging me its becuse ive passed the eighth grade see you guys at the assembly i will be wearing somthing relly cute for that day so look for me in a white shirt and a black pants hope you guys can make it relly early so that you guys can meet my princeble and tailk with me before the assmebly oh and just a reminder remember to bring your cameras and video camers well gotta go its passed my bed time alredy love your buddy luisclopez.

Dear guys heres my new schedule for augest9, 1.st hour pals Bojanoski Seconsd period Computer with mr church third period pals Bojanoski fourth period LA Write Bsc GuarinBrunke Fighth period L/A Rgd bsc GuarinBrunke six period lunch Seventh period Bojanowski Eighth Period AdptiveP.E With Mrs, laRish. oh yeah i forgot To tell you we won the girles in vollyball the score was !2 to 8 haha jerks.

Dear guys well today was my last day with tungland Dame i will miss those basterds heres who i will miss kelly mannade jennefer shane ashlym and ashly summers daneill a danill g samee dominike sharon and freddy Heres was one of my frainds i made this summer daneill a well guys me and gurg have nothing to do tonight you guys wanna come over and play playstaton one oh i forgot tree more wekks till i start school my first day of eighth grade will be augest 11 and my graduation mark your calenders dame it may 27 2004 that date will be my last day of eighth grade and than im outta that dame school good dame its has been a goiod tree years at Fees Middel School hope you can make it dame it.

Yo yo yo yo yo, I just got a new template. 

This blog is only for seventeen and older.  Kids cannot look at this.  Except me. 

Okay, my first show will be going down tomorrow and I'll be doing- Da-da-da-da-da-daaa!  The three-thirty-dirty show.  This is where you can put your familia on..Da-da-da-da-da-daa!  Blast.

And then, at four o'clock, we'll have (does drumroll on counter) My Life Is Hell.  My Life With Bigfoot starts after My Life Is Hell, with me, Gurg, and all of his buddies, including The Noobers (our dog).  Oh, and Jack Black and David Spade and Ray Romano.  Oh, and Michael Jackson and Kid Rock.

See ya tomorrow at three-thirty, right before I get back to Tungland. 

Vince McMahon just fired Kurt Angle.

Happy Fourth of July to everyone. Hope your day is going fine, mine is but Wednesday night I'm going to the circus with my mom but tonight will be better because I'm gonna go see the fireworks. The circus that I'm going to is the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Baley. Wednesday night when I come back I'll tell you guys all about the show right before I go to sleep. Peace hippes.

Oh, the dog's looking weird. He just got out of his hiding spot, which is in Dony's room. He's scared of me. His eyes are getting red and his tail is growing and growing. Mom's making tortillas augados.

happy fourth of july to everyone hope your day is going well mines is and it will be better on wedensday becuse that night i'm going to the circues with my dearest mother but tonight will be better becuse i'm gonna go see the fireworks tonight at tempetown lake the circues that i will be going to the ringling brothers and barlam and bally ill tell you all about the circues wedensday night when i come back write to you guys and tell you all about the circues that night peacehippies

Dear guys my mom is pissing me off becuse my cousins asked me if i wanted to go to there house and i said yes but than i rememberd i had to go to my moms birthday party and now she is really pissing me off becuse she said i couldent go to the party now i really wanna move out and not come back to this stupid house ever agin who the hell would wanna come back to the house not me if you guys wanna see me right before i move out you guys can come over tomorrow and say good bye to me i dont know if i'm coming back this could be my last blog post before i go to the party peacehippes.

dear joey i would like to be in a movie about my life than i could curse the cast will be me you gurg molly megan donavan and four of my frainds jose his girlfriend and my girl friend arreanna c bannda i think i should rated it pg becuse now that i'm foortenn i;m thinking of filming it in july and relese it to the movies in augest than relese it on video and dvd the day i turn fiftenn which wont be untill june 11,2005 hope you can wright me back on my blog than tell me if we are shotting it or not i really would like to be in my first movie i've been in video tapes but not on the big screen your buddy luisclopez.

Dear homedogys my birthday party is tomorrow and we will not have fun becuse we are not having the brinka brinka thing only cake and ice cream well let me tell you what i got on friday mom and the famlly a trip to disneland with dony and jay dad a cdplayer barbary nothing miguel nothingand memo ba hug thats its homeboys and home girels.

Dear homedogys my birthday party is tomorrow and we will not have fun becuse we are not having the brinka brinka thing only cake and ice cream well let me tell you what i got on friday mom and the famlly a trip to disneland with dony and jay dad a cdplayer barbary nothing miguel nothingand memo ba hug thats its homeboys and home girels.

Dear Dudes word I just got a gmail accont were you guys can email me now i dont have to go to yahoo.com hell yeah sucker well my birthday party is this sunday hope yeall can make it just call over here and my mom will tell you well peace out.

dear guys iam having a fun summer this week becuse every day i go with the tungland people but i dident go today becuse my mom class had graduated i almost started to cry becuse my mom princeble interdouced donny and he lead us to the plege of allginse love your fraind luisclopez oh yeah i forgot to tell you i have my own email address which is yahoo.com just tyope my name in which is piokalopez i relly have to go i have to go to my email later.

Dear guys well my birhday is in one month bit here's whates up my mom wants to have the party on the fithtennth of june hope you guys can make it luisclopez.

Hey fallas i just got done reading all my comments i'm in computer class right now which is nice but eighth grade will be better than seventh grade well i have to go i have to go o miniclip.com.

Dear guys i just got done eating breakfast and know my brother donny is asleep becase he stayed up late last night well i have to go get dressed becuse donny is taking me to a canavel you know the one right by gameworks and imax

Dear guys i just got done drinking my tecella and beer now i'm smoking a cigerate my brother donny guts his but in phonix in two days well guys i have to go i have to check out memos blog your beer buddy and smoker buddy luisclopez

Dear guys my birthday is in one month what are you doing on friday june 11th becuse memo donny and babary are taking me out to dinner so if you guys can meet us at climbjumpers that would be great oh one thing to asked you i knowe you guys are bringing me two wwe champion ships but heres the thing i wont a gameboy advance sp the hole seat love your frai8ndluisclopez ps donny will be here in there days.

Hola amigos ey amiges vamos a tenner ceversy al mie fiesta del compleanos ven a veneer oh key so amigo luisclopez.

dear guys i wrote in my dairy last week about my mom that she was pissing me off i wanted to run away from my mom becuse shes treeting me like creep so thats why im wrighting to you becuse to tell you about whats going down with me your fraind luis c lopez.

dear guys memos birthday is may the twelth and thats when donny gets back forever hes been wonting to come back since he left and now there letting him peaceout.

Dear guys how will you like to come see me graduate from the eighth grade too get my depolomy for graduating from the eighth grade well guys hertes what is up it gonna be all the boys vs all the girels hope you guys can make it on saterday me and memo are going to see sherk two the movie peace out.

Dear guys kid rock is in town tonight dam that busterd is richer than me i wish me and memo could go tonight but he has to work and im too yonug to go to concerts by my shelf but my how do i say my prtend wife mrs teasez is going so ill ask her when she comes back wait i forgot to meson to you guys that i have a email adress which is pikalopez@yahoo.com

Dear guys i think i know what beer will have millerlight curselight budlight and tecate beer see you at the party What are you guys doing on june iith my fortenth birthday memo mom dad doony miguiel barbary and littel one are going out to dinner at a resterrant i dont know what resterrant are we going to i just know were going out for my specel day over and out guys.

DEear guys i think i know what berr were having miller light bud light and tecate beer see you guys on saturday june 12th 2004 that is my fortenth birthday than you guys can go to dinner with me memo barbary anna mom and donny and migel my stiches are gone you now the surgery stiches love your fraind luisclopez.

Dear Chavy Migel Illia molly Brain and jackie and mr warner how would you like to come see barbary come home which is this easter sunday at seven 0clock At night If you guys cant make it than i will tell her to invite you guys to my fortrthenth Birthday partry over and out.

Dear guys we will have beer at the party So tell one of your Franids we will have jerkface in his littel cuge so he dosent gut you see you at the hose.

Heyguyeswhates up today will somebody wrightme a dame comment becuse what i wrote last week is funny the dog is doing okay today we go to get his shoots arond fouroclock in the affteterrnoon so try to wright me whenim gone im going to utah for a month for camp ill relly miss you guys ask memo how im doing when you see him ill leave in july and not come back untill august over and out.

Hey guys, how would you like for a magic guy to come over instead of a clown because than the kids won't freaK out and we can have a pleasant party. Well, three more months until my birthday. See you at the party guys. Over and out

Yo Yo, what's up B's and G's? My fourteenth birthday is in three months now. I know you guys are coming but here's what's up: Memo is renting a clown because i told him to so would you please start fighting when I say "War," so start punching the clown in the stomach and I'll get his head so he can bleed to death and not walk untill the party is over.

Well guys, I gotta go. See you at the party.

All right Megan, here's what's going down. How's this for a name?

Me: Mini Me Jr

JoJo: Dr. Evil Jr, and

Meg: Cat Woman Jr.

Hope you like it. Peace out, dog.

Oh yeah, my other brother Donaldo is here for ten day he leaves next Sunday.

Your friend,

Luis C. Lopez

Dear Guys,

I just got back from the hospital. It was tight last night because me and Dony got to watch Spike TV. I really missed you guys while I was gone. I also missed two people in my family. Which was Anya and Jerkface. Thanks a lot, JoJo!

Memo's thinking of body-slamming me so I might need your help on this, JoJo and Megan. The two of you guys can be my partners on my side. Well, gotta go.

What's up dog...and uh, dog. Where the hell are you? I'm just got going my damn comments. One questiion: Did you ever kick Memo in the jaw on his first day of school and did you ever like my sister Barbara?

-Your friend Memo's brother, you know, the one that is short that's me.

PS Would you please come to my fourteenth birthday party? The party is on the twelfth of June. My birthday is June 11th, 1990.

Would you please take me away so that my parents can get ready for the party? So it can be a surprise. Like Dony's welcome-back party.

Would you please bring me a WWE championship and tag-team?

Mom's going to rent a brinka-brinka which is a big inflatable bouncy thing. Then you guys can meet my dog, Jerkface.

1) If you had the chance to live anywhere, where would it be?

Mexico. Because Barbara is there.

2) If you had the chance to buy any one thing, what would it be?

A WWE championship and tag team championship.

3) If you could give one person one gift, under 1 million dollars, who and what would it be?

A car to Jose Sr.

4) If you could show something to a person without sight and it was the only thing they would ever see, what would it be?

A dog.

5) If you could stop anything, what would it be?

A fight in the WWE with my opponent.

6) If you could start something, what would it be?

A fight.

7) If you could change one thing about yourself that has nothing to do with your looks, what would it be?

I would be able to wrestle Brock Lesner for the championship.

8) If you could change one thing in a friend that has nothing to do with their looks, what would it be?

Their girlfriend.

9) If you had to choose between singing and whispering for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Nothing.

10) If you could go back and live in any era, based solely on the fashion of that time, which would it be?

The Sixties in America.

11) If you had to choose an extremity to lose, which would it be?

My hair.

12) If you could choose any name other than yours to have, what would it be?

Mr. A.S.S. Billy Gun

Dear JoJo,

Thank you for the comment you sent me well goodbye.

Dear Megan,

Well here's a story about my brother Memo. He started drinking beer at the age of sixteen. Well I have to go I’m watching Arthur right now.

Luis Carlos Lopez's story.

Part 1: I had my First Communion which my neighbor, Jose Jr, was my nino and now I haven’t seen him since Christmas Day. It was really tight because we got to play X-Box and we had fun. The End.

Part 2: My brother went to Boot Camp in Fort Knox, Kentucky for two years and than he came back. We had fun that time we got to go to Gameworks for fun and we really did have fun. The End.

Part 3: The Day I Meet Ariana.
My first girlfriend was my friend’s sister. Her name was Arianna C. Banda. She had a beautiful face and smile. Then we broke up because she was dating another guy named Manuel. When I first saw him he looked ugly and stupid when they left for their date it pissed me off really bad because my heart was broken because that jerk took my girl of my dreams away. The End.

Part 4: The Day My Niece Was Born.
One day my brother Miguel came running into my parent’s room for something then he told me that I was gonna have my first niece ever. When I first saw her she looked cute. Right now she is eighteen months old and she still looks cute. The End.

Part 5: The Day My Dog Died.

The day my dog died was heart-broken because I didn’t know where he was then my mom told me that he had run off to die the night before. He was really sick the whole morning. I was pissed off because I couldn’t stop thinking about him then we had to write a story that made us feel bad and I wrote about the death. The day we had to read it to the class was the next day. I read a little bit but then tears came outta my eyes. I couldn’t finish it because I stared crying at my desk. The End.

Part 6: The Day I Made A Friend.

The neighbors were moving in and I decided to go say “Hi” so I did. They said their names were the Banda Family. The first friend I made was Jose Jr. We’ve been friends ever since we were little. It has been 13 years now and we still are.

Part 7: The Day I Met John.

John and I were six grade students. That’s when we became friends. We still are.

Part 8: The Day I met Bradley.

We were in the same grade that’s when we became friends and we still are.

Part 9: The Day I Met Andy Cota.

We were both drama students and we became friends but that ended in May because he was leaving Middle school and was going to High School. I didn’t even get to say goodbye to Andy Cota.