ladies and gentelman mr luis lopezs yeah whats up you know i was driving home last night and all the freeways were closed and i;m like good dame it so i just go thourgh my side of the road and outta no were i think this guy was smoking a cigerate but he just came into my lane withouteven asking just coming in so i;m like hounking the horn at him and he throws his cigeratye at me and started shooting my wife and kid are all like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha and i;m like shut it yall look i;m just going to keep going so i did the i looked back and saw that the cops were right behind me so i stoped whats up sir did you know that that guy was a clown no oh my good my worst nightmare break lets go whoo yeah i;m back i love you luis que te quiro te ey yo desupes de el show ey te amo mira aqui esta un flower para ti ahhha whoo i just got done with my mexican stunt hugh you be seeing mexican parents wacking their kids look i am the fourth brothuer in the family and i always got put thouergh that everytime i say something to my pops my mom would be like que te quees or te rompe tu sicko what the hell is that also have you ever been to a mexican weeding oncebefore the boyfraind be fighting with the huesbend and he would get the girl also have you ever been to disneyland i have twice once in ninten nitty six where i lost my simba secound was when i turned fiffteen when i first entered i saw my big dog pluto and i;m like que onda compa amd he waved back at me but the best thing well two one if you get the wheelchair you get shootgun also if you ever been on the pirates of the caribein ride you be seeing once before thouse robots be drinking cause once you see then they be singing all drunk and stuff yo how yo how a pirates life for me if i was a pirate i would have smashed that bottel of beer on the guy yo ho ho there goes a pirate boomb goodnight yeah.