Saturday, July 07, 2007

ladies and gentelman its back after being cancled in augest hes back welcome to luis is world tonight we have george lopez the macmans sane and steph the lopez family feturing the nubbers and with music guest apperence by jack gridder lets start the show now here your host hes littel niece anna hi everybody plese welcome my uncle and my dadys brothuer sise yeah luis luis luis luis thank you shorty yeah well welcome back when i first heard that my show was cancled i was pissed butnow i;m happy hes back well tonight we have a great show we have my family here of course yeah whoo we also have the very funny comidien yall know him mr george lopez yeah and the mamans also we have my brothuers very best fraind whos a musician jackob gridder yeah whoooooo now my first guest is a verfy funny guy hes mexican micompadre for life me and him are tight that i love him and so do you guys hes like a brothuer too me plese help me welcome my main honcho mr george lopez yeah que onda nada thanks for coming on the show tonight no prob so hows your show going oh its going very well its back after it eneded its back on abc friday nights yes and also i have a new movie coming out its called a day in the life of george lopez yeah oh and i have a new cd coming out with comideins like my compa cheech maurin my homie paul radrigese yeah whoo pablo franiso dave chappel yeah and the one and only my old band war yeah thank you man see you later bye bye george lopez evryone now my next guest they are the daughter and son of chairman of the wwe vince macman plese welcom shane macman and stephanie macman hey you guys hey so hows life without your dad steph its been pretty rough on the both of us cause i cant believe someone would just blow up his limo like thawt i know how you feel and have you found the guy who did it no i think i did he was a rebel to your father ladies and gentelman mr paul oh my good hayman no i;lm going to kill you fine but we have ton do it after the show all right late byer bye now my brothuers homie jackob gridder yeah whoo thanks man welcome now ojnto a break well be right back dont go Away and cut man i need water hey everybody were back now for our finnale apperence my family and our dog the nubbers yeah anna anna anna werres anna and the dog she bringing him out lets do it my nikece and her dog the nubbers the pig yeah hey you i misas you sise bye everyb ody bye.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

dave chappel on stage lets go now yall ready for the next comidein dame is he funny hell yeah regunily from az this boys bad give it up for my boy luis c lopez hey you know they need to put more mexican people on the jack in the box camercles onece you go their thats all whos their welcome to jackon the box can i hell you um hi is this chad si cinco welcome to jackin the box can i hell you hi can i have a jambo jack ojkay you want a junbo yaxck quein queso what si queirin queso you want ch esssssssssssssssss no i;m fine thanks quere papa frita what si queire papa frita you want a french frie no my frainds are fine thanks what kind of phonten drinks do you have excuise mec what kind of phontein drinks do you have um lets see we got pepsi dr peper mr pip mountain dew orchata okay can i have pepsi thank you thank you break yo that was the bestest first half yes i;m back and i got and i got a littekl surpraise for everybody guess whos bringing back mexican cultures que seva la musica ahhhhhhhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha viva mexico see thats whos bringing back mexico oh and have you ever seen a mexican ride in their car they be passing every red light que dado estupido and when they get up to the mamcitas they be blasting their music and hollering hoya chicka ven a papi what the hell is that ven a papi means come back you stupid chick also have you ever seen a mexican get into a car accident with a white guy they be taking out their pistolas and everything frekking mexican be beating up the guy untill the cops get their no fuie mi colpa when they see blood everywhere they be checking him and everything and when there in jail they be havin fun fifghting beating up people who talk top them and they be fightinmg in court that the judge even gets his head busted becuse a frekking mexican get all pissedd also ever besen to disneyland you see mexicasns making out in front of a frekking tree with their mamcitas well thats all i got thank you and que viva mexico luis c lopez everyone.