Luis come on lets go the cops are here for us all right commince fireing shoot ahhhhhhhhhhhhha lets go boys we have em on foot lets go hoop the fence lets go fruise motgher ahhhhharun run run a los cabbalos vamanos apratea okay were here we have luis in custdy oh man dame it.

here is the fiffteen mexican story again yo luis yeah lets go luis you aint going anywhere move mom no ohhhhhhhhhhh dont come back if you do i will call the cops oh shut up lets go heres a cigerate two oclock in da morning mom open the damb door no fine ahhhhhhhha look i tould you to open the door and you dident do it what are you no its time to pay ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha luis c lopez get back here no hello police my sons drunk and he just punced me in the stomic whats his name luis luis open the door no all right luis stop go man go ends of first story to be continued.

Onece upon a time their lived a boy and his dog they lived in mexico with no family untill one day someone adaupts him were looking for a tennager here he is luis these guys want to be your parents plese to meet you both oh and you have a dog his names gupo lets go son bye yall be carfuel baby dont worry i will come visit look heres a bear some flowers and your favorite choclate to remember me by okay dont forget about me okay you know i wont i love you bye babe bye the next day dad can i get a job and go to school of course you can son no promblem lets go look for your school excuse me my son wants to go to school here how old is he seventeen junior yes two years in mexico okay i;m luis nice to meet you now lets go look for a job excuse me is their an opening for a tennager yes here he is oh here is your applaction i;m done oh thank you well call you sometime next week okay dad the bus is here is it specal needs yes hi i;m travis luis hey guys hey good luck son i would like to know everything about your first day when you get back okay bye dad um excuse me where iks the choir room oh over their um i;m new oh plese to meet yeah to be continued.

Hey yall well its been a good mounth so far i became the best buddies officer for my school and it fells great to be officer so saterday i had to go to thisz traing thng were welayed games and did actiovties it was a blast that when i came home gupo started barking he was really happy to see me that for the first time i saw my baby wag his tail woow impresive well if i get two goals done next year i can graduate with my class if i learn to tie my shoe and not have any behavior problems i;m outta their then after my ma wants me to stay at the house instead of moveing out in cause anything happens to me shell be there then i;m thinking of joinging the circes working on the tight ropes and on the wheel of death with my partner oh yes i;m ooutta school all week next week for a week so for three days my mas taking me to disneyland and this times my buddys going to be there.

we had just witnessed the worst part of w3we wrestling yes we did finnely was put on fire by los vatos locos and here they come again ladies and cut essay look you see what the hell just happened to him thats how we roll now we have a new member in tonight and besides hes like a bro to me the secound dude from nwo yeah welcome mi hermano gracies.

luis you ready for your match with your gang yep okay people tonight we put our titels on the line between finnley and the othuers all right look i want to see blood out their you guys got it sir yes sir lets go hop on sweti lets take all four of our bikes lets go to the ring with our wifes lets go ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mexican music playing and theres fire their here they are here los vatos locos with their wifes arianna gabriel tita and melina ladies and gentelman hold on get outta here finnely and the rest of his posey we aint scared of nothing get down here and here they come and here comes their mannager the creator of this gang luis and his wife arianna hey how are i;m actully a littel bit pissed becuse of what finneley said about my gang hey lopez you wanna fight or are you and your wife chicken besides your wifes nothing buta poor mexican why i outta lets go sweti you wanna fight punk lets do it luis go go and theres luis beating up finnaley and arianna beating up his girelfraind hey get your paws off my girelfraind no but theres only one thing we have to say is quiet ready or not cause here comes the pain of the mexicans wait no here they are you wanna know why they call us locos show em how its done boys yeah snap yeah get outta here ref and luis has a chair and oh my good he just whacked the ref outta the ring get em boys sit him down look at me dameit you mess with the creator of los vatos locos you mess with the gang get him up now wheres the time finnley you aint done yet untill you feel fire on you ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we might need the fire fighter out here boys here lopez get the tables put him on it lopez get on the rope now put fire on him yeahhhhhhh luis do it move outta the way babe and now and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hes heads bleeding que viva mexico.

hey lopez come with me we got bussness to do what you know that guy weve been trying to catch yes well he and his posey are waiting for us lets go babe wait dont worry i wsill be fine you got your vest on yes good lets go okay i will be back babe be carfael you know i will dad can i come nope police bussness oh dont worry we will go for a ride later okay bye lets go you ready yep okay come on boy yahhhhhhhhhhhhha bye sweti bye come on where here domingaze we know your in their come out with your hands up okay no start fireing vampiro luis dont just keep shooting we will take care of him lopez what the duck oh thank good luis shoot lets go on our horses vamanos sherif yeah major battel were at war lets go have you been shoot no but vampiro has okaty7 lets go raulph drop it okay you guys got me lets go lopez thanks serg guys bring something for vampiro here put him up lets go i;m sorry man babe lets go they shoot vampiro come on sweti they shot dady no my dady babe whats wrong angelea i;m sorry but vampiro is dead no you idiot it wasent my fault okay sorry lets go thank you luis you got thease guys off the streets thank you lets go to the mass and i will meet you guys their all right boys on the horses luis yeah what happened we heard screams and everything you guys all right yeah but one of our officers are dead no yes raulph shot him you seriouis i cant believe this happend me neither here we go put him down now dig yall dig okay luis i think you better go i;m sorry he was like a brothuer to me look if we find out avbout anything i will come thourgh your house okay thank you sherif babe leave me alone son get outta here all right its okay babe hell be fine i know.

ladies and gentelman mr luis lopezs yeah whats up you know i was driving home last night and all the freeways were closed and i;m like good dame it so i just go thourgh my side of the road and outta no were i think this guy was smoking a cigerate but he just came into my lane withouteven asking just coming in so i;m like hounking the horn at him and he throws his cigeratye at me and started shooting my wife and kid are all like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha and i;m like shut it yall look i;m just going to keep going so i did the i looked back and saw that the cops were right behind me so i stoped whats up sir did you know that that guy was a clown no oh my good my worst nightmare break lets go whoo yeah i;m back i love you luis que te quiro te ey yo desupes de el show ey te amo mira aqui esta un flower para ti ahhha whoo i just got done with my mexican stunt hugh you be seeing mexican parents wacking their kids look i am the fourth brothuer in the family and i always got put thouergh that everytime i say something to my pops my mom would be like que te quees or te rompe tu sicko what the hell is that also have you ever been to a mexican weeding oncebefore the boyfraind be fighting with the huesbend and he would get the girl also have you ever been to disneyland i have twice once in ninten nitty six where i lost my simba secound was when i turned fiffteen when i first entered i saw my big dog pluto and i;m like que onda compa amd he waved back at me but the best thing well two one if you get the wheelchair you get shootgun also if you ever been on the pirates of the caribein ride you be seeing once before thouse robots be drinking cause once you see then they be singing all drunk and stuff yo how yo how a pirates life for me if i was a pirate i would have smashed that bottel of beer on the guy yo ho ho there goes a pirate boomb goodnight yeah.

ladies and gentelman its back after being cancled in augest hes back welcome to luis is world tonight we have george lopez the macmans sane and steph the lopez family feturing the nubbers and with music guest apperence by jack gridder lets start the show now here your host hes littel niece anna hi everybody plese welcome my uncle and my dadys brothuer sise yeah luis luis luis luis thank you shorty yeah well welcome back when i first heard that my show was cancled i was pissed butnow i;m happy hes back well tonight we have a great show we have my family here of course yeah whoo we also have the very funny comidien yall know him mr george lopez yeah and the mamans also we have my brothuers very best fraind whos a musician jackob gridder yeah whoooooo now my first guest is a verfy funny guy hes mexican micompadre for life me and him are tight that i love him and so do you guys hes like a brothuer too me plese help me welcome my main honcho mr george lopez yeah que onda nada thanks for coming on the show tonight no prob so hows your show going oh its going very well its back after it eneded its back on abc friday nights yes and also i have a new movie coming out its called a day in the life of george lopez yeah oh and i have a new cd coming out with comideins like my compa cheech maurin my homie paul radrigese yeah whoo pablo franiso dave chappel yeah and the one and only my old band war yeah thank you man see you later bye bye george lopez evryone now my next guest they are the daughter and son of chairman of the wwe vince macman plese welcom shane macman and stephanie macman hey you guys hey so hows life without your dad steph its been pretty rough on the both of us cause i cant believe someone would just blow up his limo like thawt i know how you feel and have you found the guy who did it no i think i did he was a rebel to your father ladies and gentelman mr paul oh my good hayman no i;lm going to kill you fine but we have ton do it after the show all right late byer bye now my brothuers homie jackob gridder yeah whoo thanks man welcome now ojnto a break well be right back dont go Away and cut man i need water hey everybody were back now for our finnale apperence my family and our dog the nubbers yeah anna anna anna werres anna and the dog she bringing him out lets do it my nikece and her dog the nubbers the pig yeah hey you i misas you sise bye everyb ody bye.

dave chappel on stage lets go now yall ready for the next comidein dame is he funny hell yeah regunily from az this boys bad give it up for my boy luis c lopez hey you know they need to put more mexican people on the jack in the box camercles onece you go their thats all whos their welcome to jackon the box can i hell you um hi is this chad si cinco welcome to jackin the box can i hell you hi can i have a jambo jack ojkay you want a junbo yaxck quein queso what si queirin queso you want ch esssssssssssssssss no i;m fine thanks quere papa frita what si queire papa frita you want a french frie no my frainds are fine thanks what kind of phonten drinks do you have excuise mec what kind of phontein drinks do you have um lets see we got pepsi dr peper mr pip mountain dew orchata okay can i have pepsi thank you thank you break yo that was the bestest first half yes i;m back and i got and i got a littekl surpraise for everybody guess whos bringing back mexican cultures que seva la musica ahhhhhhhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha viva mexico see thats whos bringing back mexico oh and have you ever seen a mexican ride in their car they be passing every red light que dado estupido and when they get up to the mamcitas they be blasting their music and hollering hoya chicka ven a papi what the hell is that ven a papi means come back you stupid chick also have you ever seen a mexican get into a car accident with a white guy they be taking out their pistolas and everything frekking mexican be beating up the guy untill the cops get their no fuie mi colpa when they see blood everywhere they be checking him and everything and when there in jail they be havin fun fifghting beating up people who talk top them and they be fightinmg in court that the judge even gets his head busted becuse a frekking mexican get all pissedd also ever besen to disneyland you see mexicasns making out in front of a frekking tree with their mamcitas well thats all i got thank you and que viva mexico luis c lopez everyone.

lopez yeah show about to start okay lets go hey everyone this is aranna and her husbend luis claims he is not the dad of her two year old son luis jr lets bring him out okay hey luis whats up man hey babe i brought you a choclate bar your favorite and some rosses your favorite kind red ones luis sit down luis dio you think that is your son yes i do cause i love him so much and i want to be in his life all right lets see if your the dad in the case of two year old luis jr luis you are the father yeah see i tould you i would be the dady i agree oh hes walking yeah he learned at twelve mounths he looks like you dady yes son i;m your dady come on son lets go to work were does he work at in the circuies with me hes been riding his bike since age one i will see you later son bye dady lets go luis i dont think the lion things good for you we could try the bars you rock at that okay lets go ready start the music and up okay dont let go myou later up to an hour perfect lets go try the bikes luis would you likeb to drive with your son in the globe yes i would lets go mounday first showing ladies and gentelman are you ready for something dangeriouis yes okazy bring out luis and his sons team lets go their all in their practacing okay go first dady luis are you ready yes let do it lets go luis go first and their he goes hes sons right behind him okay and now their all their okay stop yes now the lopez will define the wheel of death okay luis over their and luis jr this side the secound one okay sarah water you nerve4s yes dont be okay thumbs up lets do this and the wheel is starting luis get down to meet sara hes got the bowling pins and now jr has some sara stopo hes calling for a stop lets go up all right juniopr you too lets go okay start it like ten miles per hour okay their doing it sara jump rope luis the dad is jumping first sara flames luis jr is doing the jump rope and the dad is doing the flames okay sara net luis the dad is getting off sara flames lets do this come on son gooooiooooooooooooooooo okay hes starting the flames are getting bigger son do the moth thing water okay hes going to put flames in his moth lets do this son hes alive water here lets go jump yes the lopez is have done it lets go lets do the hope thing okay were ready luis ready set go he juumped over luis jr what their putting it higher hes all the way and hes dads their you ready look i want you too do this now can you do it sir yes sir gooooooooooooooooooo come on son yes hes dobne it the greastest family of all time has done it luis and luis jr the lopez family.

Luis is in the hospital right now. He went in this afternoon for surgery and it didn't go as well as it could have. He's going to stay the night and then he should be back home by tomorrow.

As soon as I got home from work I went down to the hospital to take him his pillow and also a jacket and food for my mom. Just getting there was an adventure in itself. It seems that tonight all the freeways have been either closed or re-routed out of pure spite.

Luis looked a little worn out but otherwise fine. He was glad to have his pillow. I hung out there for a while, watched The Simpsons with him, and then left. My mom is staying there overnight with him right now.

Just like old times.

When Luis was born, he had severe complications. The first year of his life was spent entirely in the hospital. My mom would spend every night with him.

She would be at the hospital all night, come home, make sure the rest of us went off to school like we were supposed to, and then go to work. She would come home, spend the evenings with us, and then go back to the hospital. So it went for that year.

It was pretty rough for everyone, but mostly for her, I think. Luis was barely clinging to life that first year, and she was by his side for all of it.

I know how she must feel.

I often contemplate traveling to a new place and trying to build something there. But I don't think I can. Not yet.

My older brother is 23, Donaldo is already off in the Army, Barbara is 19 now and is still going to school in Mexico. They're ready to be on their own, if they wish.

But not the boy.

It's a puzzling thing. I don't think there is much I could really offer him if I stuck around; nothing I provide now is essential to his upbringing.

But then, who would give him a hard time?

And what about me? Who else is able to infuriate me to no end?

I don't know. I'm going to bed this is from gurgs blog he showed support to me thanks man you always cared for me.

here sjhe is anna miguels kid we miss you kid i have three memories of her my first one is when she yedlled at me for saying no to my mom the secvound one was when i was going to bed i;m like good night anna and shes like good night sies i love you and i will see ya ikn the morning then she kissed me the third is when she meet gupo her mom brought hedr over anna over here she opened the box with the help of her mom gupo licked her hello then after she wiped it off and said doggy so she took him out of the box and started playing with him this is blog is deacated to my niece anna rest in peace baby.

Hello hey how are you good im your new boss here for the circues okay i;m luis so you wanna be in three acts hugh yes what ever i;m good at yes sir lets try the tight rope sara partners okay sara go perfect lopez stay sara down on the ropes knell perfect lopez heres a stick for sara now lopez on the stick good good good good now sara keep going till the end now stop lopez hop off perfect act one finnish act two the handelbars sara help him up okay lopez ready yes sara yes and up all right lopez this is the big test to see if you can stay on for the longest time lets see how many tricks you can do countaing by ten ten twenty thirty fourty fiffty sixty seventy eightty ninety one hundred two hundred three hundred four hundred wow five hundred six hundred seven hundred eight hundred nine hundred one thousand and stop lopez you rocked i know i do did you know you could do that no i guess i was born all right lets go act three my favorite part the lion simba on the balllllll arrrrrrrrrrrrrr nope not for you lopez get out of the cage lets go opening night in phonix welcome to the one hundreth and thirty sixth years of the greatest show on earth yeah thank thank you secound half ladies and gentelman our hometown hero luis c lopez thank you bello hey everybody yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we love you luis now weres your helper shes getting ready here i am ladies and gentelman sara the lady of spain okay can i gety a hug first okay so lopez you ready hes nerves okay lets go take off your coat now you ready sara are you ready yes luis hes praying to good and their bringing down hes parents is flag of mexico luis i want you too know that theres a net under were sara is so if you get scared you can let go all right lets do it all right ready sauliteing everyone lets do it and quiet everybody hes needs silent start the music and up yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh give it ujp thank you ghes staring to do his spins how many can he do one thousand wow lets do it countaing by tens but wait hold it lopez were going to put flames near you go sara and your boss and your family will watch this start doing it ten twenty thirty fourty fiffty sixty seventy eighty ninety one hundred two hundred three hundred four hundred five hundred six hundred seven hundred eight hundred nine hundred one thousand he did it put the flames out hold on man were putting the flames out and now here he comes down yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whoo that wasamazing weres my water sara here chug it down boy thatzs brish thats the first time i;ve ever done it in public well congraulations luis ladies and gentelman thank you their he is hes on the floor crying saras helping him up lets go man thanks for helping me out tonight our first show was a success thank you i;m hitting the showers yeah me too.

hey guys hey everybody tomorrow i will be seventeen years old i can't wait but i dont wanna be seventeen i like the age i;m at now any advice on how i should do my junior year i dont even know my teachers yet till the sixth of augest i love yall.

lopez shows about to start okay i;m just getting my nerves out wanna smoke nothanks knock on the door lets go quick lopez your concerts about to start slim get the hummer ready okay lets go dre snoop good luck man thanks all right go break a leg lopez come on welcome to the up in smoke tour yeah here they are snoop and dre yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we want luis well this crowed looks fired up yeah you know what the deal is luis luis luis luis luis luis okay were bringing him out now but theres only one thing he needs clapse to make him come out now start clapping yeah thats the way to do it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhha its lopez what up phonix my hometown i;m a littel bit homesick and i wont fell better till i hear my name screamed out loud as clear now lets do it yeah luissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss thank you now i want to sing my first song slim do it man phonix can i get some fanta fanta fanta fanta i said can i get some of that fanta fanta fanta oh dame yeah this the crepp comeon get up jump jump jump jump yo i;m sixten its me slim luis and i;m here with the dogpound gang woof woof woof woof yea yall know me i come from the south side i aint got family but the person who loves me is my dog yeah yall now the drill ahha music starting phonix put your hands in the air and sing this song what the difference between me and you yo the ladies dig me when i;m riding in my hummer they give me a wave and i give em a smile back yeahh sing it dude my parents died when i was ten back then i was a bad boy i dident go to school and i dident go home so then one night i;m at home and then i hear a big bang and a couple of screams then i went to go fing out what happened and their they were dead rest in peace pika yall come back now go get some refreshmints its intermission yeah ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh secound half ahhhhhhhhhha smoke coming out luis come out yeahhhhhhhhhh now luis is wife is here and so is his son lets bring em up sara and luis jr yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh luis we wanted to give you a couple of things first of all a medal for being the beatest raper ever yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and a ring that has your name on it thikrd two things first thing bring out the chairmean of the board of rap yeahhhhhh luis we present you with this award for best raper of the year ahhhhhhhhhhhhha hes crying and secound i wont be here next year so i am going to give you the key to the chairman of the bord ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhha dannnnnnnnnnnnnn gracies mucas gracies gracies a mi famila mis papas mama ey papa te quiro a mi novia ey mi hijo gracies por tu appoyo ey a jesues dos en el celo ey a todos mis fans gracies por su appoyo te quiro mucho yeahhhhhhhhhhhh phonix te quiro mucho regreda me adios nos vemos en aguesto si luis is coming out yeah security get back let him on the bus okAy hold it adios babe adios quidia te nos vemos en augesto vamos a celebrail nestro anniversayo quedo yo regreso en augesto ey sta bien papa adios hijo nos vemos en augesto quidatea ey porfavor protechan a tu mama te quiro mucho papa yo tambien hijo lopez lets go me vo adios adios a todos bus pulling out adios paspa adios hijo

hey man lets go yeah you go the stuff yeap then lets go then we dont want to be late for lunc mom could you call the school and make me tardy yeah sure okay lets go were checking in okay come on lets go to class lopez here and doo here all right yall can just chill today cool.

Hey everybody whats the word well for thouse of you who know my bro memo his birthdays coming up so on wendsday were going to have a dinner for him but lets not talk about him lets talk about me here is my wish list.
1.A cd of the kotten mounth kings a cepillen cd and a ozzy ossborn cd
2.some video games for nintendo ds mario brothuers brain game a wrestling game and nintendogs
3.some shirts
4.a toy car
5.thats it later yall.

luis yes you will need your truck for this one okay here i;m on my way now whats up theres this kid having problems with his mom and hes shotting at her how old 16 okay thank you no prob hes just right their fruise police fruise man get down look man shut up hey dont be telling me too shut up look i can ohh suspect on foot i repeat suspect on foot look stop no dont do it man we need yall sirens dame it their he goes stop stop stop stop go go go go lopez get in the car you got it man go their he is look man just chill out were not going to hurt you i know you guys you guys arest people look stop running and we wont cuff you look just drop the gun put it on the floor good now lie down put your hands behind your head now what your under arest.

lopez yeah come in yeah am i in troubel no theres this mission i want you too go to yeah there these guys who are throwing a party on their boat i belive they have stuff and mouney okay me and my team will go okay take the boat lets go yall okay now i will need your attenion i know weve been up since six but i want full cover do you copy sir yes sir do you copy sir yes sir thats right now lets move enguine start here we go go go go yeah haaaa yeah whoo their they are lopez to serg yes their on the boat okay go you there drop your gun now get off okay go search around go okay you your coming with me okay we got all of them even the mouney thanks serg yes here they are okay thank you