thursday november 25 2004 Hey yeall lopez reporting from the The jaill house shiref joe took me in last night for shooting up a gun dame that basterd doesent know who the hell he is well dame it guys today is thanksgiving time to kill santa wuinie the pooh and the hundred acre woods and cristerphier robbien well guys tomorrow memo is taiking me to the candyland concert were barney is supposed to be in the concert we will leave the house arond twooclock in the afftertnoon weel gotta go i dont want my mom to see this peace hippeys

ladies and gentelmen plese stand for the cursing annthum good dame it bush you won last night i'm going to kick your but somehow kerry shouldent have won instead of you you are a worthleys piece of you know what so if you come to my hometown me and my bro will punch you in the face like we did last year thanks for curising with me everybody plese give a warming welcome for the kid you all know him as crackhead all the chicks dig these two the lopez brothers luis c lopez and gullemo thank you thank you first of all i would like to say welcome to the show we have two very specal guest our first guest is kid rock our second guest is you all know him as a big dog our lovibal dog and my pressece baby elgupo now ladies and gentelman first off i would like to say you all know him as a bad boy kidrock welcome mr rock plese sit down have a cup of coffe now mr rock i have a few qustions to ask you first qustion do you like dogs hell yeah i do second do you love chicks hell ya i do third question do you like to eat dog biskits hell no thats it mr rock now you may go backstage thank you mr lopez great now that that is done now i would like to bring out our second guest my dog elgupo hey baby woof how are you doing woof woof did you have a good nap woof woof woff would you like a dog biskit woof woof do you like to sleep woof thank you boy see you when i get home from tungland woof well thanks to all of our guest who showed up tonight see yall tomorrow prime time on chanel sixty one by bye lovce your fraind luisclopez peace out hommies.