Heyguyeswhates up today will somebody wrightme a dame comment becuse what i wrote last week is funny the dog is doing okay today we go to get his shoots arond fouroclock in the affteterrnoon so try to wright me whenim gone im going to utah for a month for camp ill relly miss you guys ask memo how im doing when you see him ill leave in july and not come back untill august over and out.

Hey guys, how would you like for a magic guy to come over instead of a clown because than the kids won't freaK out and we can have a pleasant party. Well, three more months until my birthday. See you at the party guys. Over and out

Yo Yo, what's up B's and G's? My fourteenth birthday is in three months now. I know you guys are coming but here's what's up: Memo is renting a clown because i told him to so would you please start fighting when I say "War," so start punching the clown in the stomach and I'll get his head so he can bleed to death and not walk untill the party is over.

Well guys, I gotta go. See you at the party.

All right Megan, here's what's going down. How's this for a name?

Me: Mini Me Jr

JoJo: Dr. Evil Jr, and

Meg: Cat Woman Jr.

Hope you like it. Peace out, dog.

Oh yeah, my other brother Donaldo is here for ten day he leaves next Sunday.

Your friend,

Luis C. Lopez

Dear Guys,

I just got back from the hospital. It was tight last night because me and Dony got to watch Spike TV. I really missed you guys while I was gone. I also missed two people in my family. Which was Anya and Jerkface. Thanks a lot, JoJo!

Memo's thinking of body-slamming me so I might need your help on this, JoJo and Megan. The two of you guys can be my partners on my side. Well, gotta go.

What's up dog...and uh, dog. Where the hell are you? I'm just got going my damn comments. One questiion: Did you ever kick Memo in the jaw on his first day of school and did you ever like my sister Barbara?

-Your friend Memo's brother, you know, the one that is short that's me.

PS Would you please come to my fourteenth birthday party? The party is on the twelfth of June. My birthday is June 11th, 1990.

Would you please take me away so that my parents can get ready for the party? So it can be a surprise. Like Dony's welcome-back party.

Would you please bring me a WWE championship and tag-team?

Mom's going to rent a brinka-brinka which is a big inflatable bouncy thing. Then you guys can meet my dog, Jerkface.