Dear guys well my birhday is in one month bit here's whates up my mom wants to have the party on the fithtennth of june hope you guys can make it luisclopez.

Hey fallas i just got done reading all my comments i'm in computer class right now which is nice but eighth grade will be better than seventh grade well i have to go i have to go o miniclip.com.

Dear guys i just got done eating breakfast and know my brother donny is asleep becase he stayed up late last night well i have to go get dressed becuse donny is taking me to a canavel you know the one right by gameworks and imax

Dear guys i just got done drinking my tecella and beer now i'm smoking a cigerate my brother donny guts his but in phonix in two days well guys i have to go i have to check out memos blog your beer buddy and smoker buddy luisclopez

Dear guys my birthday is in one month what are you doing on friday june 11th becuse memo donny and babary are taking me out to dinner so if you guys can meet us at climbjumpers that would be great oh one thing to asked you i knowe you guys are bringing me two wwe champion ships but heres the thing i wont a gameboy advance sp the hole seat love your frai8ndluisclopez ps donny will be here in there days.

Hola amigos ey amiges vamos a tenner ceversy al mie fiesta del compleanos ven a veneer oh key so amigo luisclopez.

dear guys i wrote in my dairy last week about my mom that she was pissing me off i wanted to run away from my mom becuse shes treeting me like creep so thats why im wrighting to you becuse to tell you about whats going down with me your fraind luis c lopez.

dear guys memos birthday is may the twelth and thats when donny gets back forever hes been wonting to come back since he left and now there letting him peaceout.

Dear guys how will you like to come see me graduate from the eighth grade too get my depolomy for graduating from the eighth grade well guys hertes what is up it gonna be all the boys vs all the girels hope you guys can make it on saterday me and memo are going to see sherk two the movie peace out.

Dear guys kid rock is in town tonight dam that busterd is richer than me i wish me and memo could go tonight but he has to work and im too yonug to go to concerts by my shelf but my how do i say my prtend wife mrs teasez is going so ill ask her when she comes back wait i forgot to meson to you guys that i have a email adress which is pikalopez@yahoo.com

Dear guys i think i know what beer will have millerlight curselight budlight and tecate beer see you at the party What are you guys doing on june iith my fortenth birthday memo mom dad doony miguiel barbary and littel one are going out to dinner at a resterrant i dont know what resterrant are we going to i just know were going out for my specel day over and out guys.

DEear guys i think i know what berr were having miller light bud light and tecate beer see you guys on saturday june 12th 2004 that is my fortenth birthday than you guys can go to dinner with me memo barbary anna mom and donny and migel my stiches are gone you now the surgery stiches love your fraind luisclopez.

Dear Chavy Migel Illia molly Brain and jackie and mr warner how would you like to come see barbary come home which is this easter sunday at seven 0clock At night If you guys cant make it than i will tell her to invite you guys to my fortrthenth Birthday partry over and out.

Dear guys we will have beer at the party So tell one of your Franids we will have jerkface in his littel cuge so he dosent gut you see you at the hose.

Heyguyeswhates up today will somebody wrightme a dame comment becuse what i wrote last week is funny the dog is doing okay today we go to get his shoots arond fouroclock in the affteterrnoon so try to wright me whenim gone im going to utah for a month for camp ill relly miss you guys ask memo how im doing when you see him ill leave in july and not come back untill august over and out.

Hey guys, how would you like for a magic guy to come over instead of a clown because than the kids won't freaK out and we can have a pleasant party. Well, three more months until my birthday. See you at the party guys. Over and out

Yo Yo, what's up B's and G's? My fourteenth birthday is in three months now. I know you guys are coming but here's what's up: Memo is renting a clown because i told him to so would you please start fighting when I say "War," so start punching the clown in the stomach and I'll get his head so he can bleed to death and not walk untill the party is over.

Well guys, I gotta go. See you at the party.

All right Megan, here's what's going down. How's this for a name?

Me: Mini Me Jr

JoJo: Dr. Evil Jr, and

Meg: Cat Woman Jr.

Hope you like it. Peace out, dog.

Oh yeah, my other brother Donaldo is here for ten day he leaves next Sunday.

Your friend,

Luis C. Lopez

Dear Guys,

I just got back from the hospital. It was tight last night because me and Dony got to watch Spike TV. I really missed you guys while I was gone. I also missed two people in my family. Which was Anya and Jerkface. Thanks a lot, JoJo!

Memo's thinking of body-slamming me so I might need your help on this, JoJo and Megan. The two of you guys can be my partners on my side. Well, gotta go.

What's up dog...and uh, dog. Where the hell are you? I'm just got going my damn comments. One questiion: Did you ever kick Memo in the jaw on his first day of school and did you ever like my sister Barbara?

-Your friend Memo's brother, you know, the one that is short that's me.

PS Would you please come to my fourteenth birthday party? The party is on the twelfth of June. My birthday is June 11th, 1990.

Would you please take me away so that my parents can get ready for the party? So it can be a surprise. Like Dony's welcome-back party.

Would you please bring me a WWE championship and tag-team?

Mom's going to rent a brinka-brinka which is a big inflatable bouncy thing. Then you guys can meet my dog, Jerkface.