What's up dog...and uh, dog. Where the hell are you? I'm just got going my damn comments. One questiion: Did you ever kick Memo in the jaw on his first day of school and did you ever like my sister Barbara?

-Your friend Memo's brother, you know, the one that is short that's me.

PS Would you please come to my fourteenth birthday party? The party is on the twelfth of June. My birthday is June 11th, 1990.

Would you please take me away so that my parents can get ready for the party? So it can be a surprise. Like Dony's welcome-back party.

Would you please bring me a WWE championship and tag-team?

Mom's going to rent a brinka-brinka which is a big inflatable bouncy thing. Then you guys can meet my dog, Jerkface.