dear guys i wrote in my dairy last week about my mom that she was pissing me off i wanted to run away from my mom becuse shes treeting me like creep so thats why im wrighting to you becuse to tell you about whats going down with me your fraind luis c lopez.

dear guys memos birthday is may the twelth and thats when donny gets back forever hes been wonting to come back since he left and now there letting him peaceout.

Dear guys how will you like to come see me graduate from the eighth grade too get my depolomy for graduating from the eighth grade well guys hertes what is up it gonna be all the boys vs all the girels hope you guys can make it on saterday me and memo are going to see sherk two the movie peace out.

Dear guys kid rock is in town tonight dam that busterd is richer than me i wish me and memo could go tonight but he has to work and im too yonug to go to concerts by my shelf but my how do i say my prtend wife mrs teasez is going so ill ask her when she comes back wait i forgot to meson to you guys that i have a email adress which is pikalopez@yahoo.com

Dear guys i think i know what beer will have millerlight curselight budlight and tecate beer see you at the party What are you guys doing on june iith my fortenth birthday memo mom dad doony miguiel barbary and littel one are going out to dinner at a resterrant i dont know what resterrant are we going to i just know were going out for my specel day over and out guys.

DEear guys i think i know what berr were having miller light bud light and tecate beer see you guys on saturday june 12th 2004 that is my fortenth birthday than you guys can go to dinner with me memo barbary anna mom and donny and migel my stiches are gone you now the surgery stiches love your fraind luisclopez.

Dear Chavy Migel Illia molly Brain and jackie and mr warner how would you like to come see barbary come home which is this easter sunday at seven 0clock At night If you guys cant make it than i will tell her to invite you guys to my fortrthenth Birthday partry over and out.

Dear guys we will have beer at the party So tell one of your Franids we will have jerkface in his littel cuge so he dosent gut you see you at the hose.

Heyguyeswhates up today will somebody wrightme a dame comment becuse what i wrote last week is funny the dog is doing okay today we go to get his shoots arond fouroclock in the affteterrnoon so try to wright me whenim gone im going to utah for a month for camp ill relly miss you guys ask memo how im doing when you see him ill leave in july and not come back untill august over and out.

Hey guys, how would you like for a magic guy to come over instead of a clown because than the kids won't freaK out and we can have a pleasant party. Well, three more months until my birthday. See you at the party guys. Over and out

Yo Yo, what's up B's and G's? My fourteenth birthday is in three months now. I know you guys are coming but here's what's up: Memo is renting a clown because i told him to so would you please start fighting when I say "War," so start punching the clown in the stomach and I'll get his head so he can bleed to death and not walk untill the party is over.

Well guys, I gotta go. See you at the party.

All right Megan, here's what's going down. How's this for a name?

Me: Mini Me Jr

JoJo: Dr. Evil Jr, and

Meg: Cat Woman Jr.

Hope you like it. Peace out, dog.

Oh yeah, my other brother Donaldo is here for ten day he leaves next Sunday.

Your friend,

Luis C. Lopez

Dear Guys,

I just got back from the hospital. It was tight last night because me and Dony got to watch Spike TV. I really missed you guys while I was gone. I also missed two people in my family. Which was Anya and Jerkface. Thanks a lot, JoJo!

Memo's thinking of body-slamming me so I might need your help on this, JoJo and Megan. The two of you guys can be my partners on my side. Well, gotta go.

What's up dog...and uh, dog. Where the hell are you? I'm just got going my damn comments. One questiion: Did you ever kick Memo in the jaw on his first day of school and did you ever like my sister Barbara?

-Your friend Memo's brother, you know, the one that is short that's me.

PS Would you please come to my fourteenth birthday party? The party is on the twelfth of June. My birthday is June 11th, 1990.

Would you please take me away so that my parents can get ready for the party? So it can be a surprise. Like Dony's welcome-back party.

Would you please bring me a WWE championship and tag-team?

Mom's going to rent a brinka-brinka which is a big inflatable bouncy thing. Then you guys can meet my dog, Jerkface.

1) If you had the chance to live anywhere, where would it be?

Mexico. Because Barbara is there.

2) If you had the chance to buy any one thing, what would it be?

A WWE championship and tag team championship.

3) If you could give one person one gift, under 1 million dollars, who and what would it be?

A car to Jose Sr.

4) If you could show something to a person without sight and it was the only thing they would ever see, what would it be?

A dog.

5) If you could stop anything, what would it be?

A fight in the WWE with my opponent.

6) If you could start something, what would it be?

A fight.

7) If you could change one thing about yourself that has nothing to do with your looks, what would it be?

I would be able to wrestle Brock Lesner for the championship.

8) If you could change one thing in a friend that has nothing to do with their looks, what would it be?

Their girlfriend.

9) If you had to choose between singing and whispering for the rest of your life, which would you choose?

Nothing.

10) If you could go back and live in any era, based solely on the fashion of that time, which would it be?

The Sixties in America.

11) If you had to choose an extremity to lose, which would it be?

My hair.

12) If you could choose any name other than yours to have, what would it be?

Mr. A.S.S. Billy Gun

Dear JoJo,

Thank you for the comment you sent me well goodbye.

Dear Megan,

Well here's a story about my brother Memo. He started drinking beer at the age of sixteen. Well I have to go I’m watching Arthur right now.

Luis Carlos Lopez's story.

Part 1: I had my First Communion which my neighbor, Jose Jr, was my nino and now I haven’t seen him since Christmas Day. It was really tight because we got to play X-Box and we had fun. The End.

Part 2: My brother went to Boot Camp in Fort Knox, Kentucky for two years and than he came back. We had fun that time we got to go to Gameworks for fun and we really did have fun. The End.

Part 3: The Day I Meet Ariana.
My first girlfriend was my friend’s sister. Her name was Arianna C. Banda. She had a beautiful face and smile. Then we broke up because she was dating another guy named Manuel. When I first saw him he looked ugly and stupid when they left for their date it pissed me off really bad because my heart was broken because that jerk took my girl of my dreams away. The End.

Part 4: The Day My Niece Was Born.
One day my brother Miguel came running into my parent’s room for something then he told me that I was gonna have my first niece ever. When I first saw her she looked cute. Right now she is eighteen months old and she still looks cute. The End.

Part 5: The Day My Dog Died.

The day my dog died was heart-broken because I didn’t know where he was then my mom told me that he had run off to die the night before. He was really sick the whole morning. I was pissed off because I couldn’t stop thinking about him then we had to write a story that made us feel bad and I wrote about the death. The day we had to read it to the class was the next day. I read a little bit but then tears came outta my eyes. I couldn’t finish it because I stared crying at my desk. The End.

Part 6: The Day I Made A Friend.

The neighbors were moving in and I decided to go say “Hi” so I did. They said their names were the Banda Family. The first friend I made was Jose Jr. We’ve been friends ever since we were little. It has been 13 years now and we still are.

Part 7: The Day I Met John.

John and I were six grade students. That’s when we became friends. We still are.

Part 8: The Day I met Bradley.

We were in the same grade that’s when we became friends and we still are.

Part 9: The Day I Met Andy Cota.

We were both drama students and we became friends but that ended in May because he was leaving Middle school and was going to High School. I didn’t even get to say goodbye to Andy Cota.