good morning oh hey christy hi hes with his mom rite now oh okay luis yes okay give me the psp where done with the movie anyways why are you withn him just helping him get dressed all rite done see yeah bye bye okay heres his pediasore thing thank you all rite drink it good done thank you okay no threpy today i just wanted to know if you mind if we asked you some questions for what your iep for next year um okay how old are you seventeen good when is your birthday june 11th 1990 good now what do you like to do in your spear time when your not in school play with the boys go on the computer and talk to my freinds okay now last question hit me where do you see yourself after high school getting a degree as a teacher for specal needs kids okay and done oh yeah this is my freind i tould her about you and she wanted to see what i do with you oh okay wheres your communication box rite here all rite here he goes whats up hes non verbal and his got autism oh actully him and his son both do oh okay can i meet his son yes luis wheres anouthy watchng tv all rite can you go get him plese yes be rite back he actully has kubuki syendruem oh and his son has server autism and non verbal what yes he knows sign language though his parents died when he was five years old here he is anouthy hey man hey how are you good all rite go okay luis now i wanna work with anouthy rite now is it cool if i stay yes cool.

hey you guys oh hey wheres luis well hes in his room doing what just watching tv oh okay yeah oh hey hey man so what are you doing oh nothing wanna do threpy all rite i guess you guess luis whats the matternothing just can we do what we came to do all rite okay heres your pediasore wait first lets strap you into your chair all rite now drink the pediasore okay here you go thanks and done now wheres your communication box thing oh i have it here bring it too me okay now can you plese find me the word thank you all rite good job now can i have some moreb cokkies plese3 good now who lives with you perfect now lets play a game then were done all rite okay heres the ball catch yeah and done mom can we go now you done with threpy yep just finnished allrite where3 you guys going to buy him a psp wanna come i thought he already had one nope that was his ipod oh okay lets go which one do you want son can you tell me what you want a want a blackpsp all rite black it is okay any movie yes which ones garfeild the movie got it and open season okay games wrestling game all rite here all rite lets go thanks for coming chirsty no prob see yeah.

hey you guys well today marks my third day walking with my braces for my feet thats rite i got em mounday and yesterday i went to crs with my mom and i dont need therepy witch is tight with me becuse if i did i would have to learn how to walk again but who cares so yesterday while me and mom were on our way home i;m like i wanna go to asu for you know what yes but i donrt think that will happen why not cause they dont take kids like you yeah they do watch asked mrs rice before i leave all rite so next year my teacher wants me to improve my reading skills so i;m taking reading class again then ape which will hep me get sttronger and everything bthen ten hour i have training for my workbridge thing next year with my case mannager oh yeah get this i;m getting new syestem for myself next year since i cant write good yet its paert of what i have but mrs rice is going to give me a new alphasmart with stuff allready writen in it and all i have to do is choose what i wanna do which will be tight ill be the oldest one in the room senor well me and my frteinds will the rest of my classmates for next year will be new freshman and sophmore so will be the top dogs next year but ocansonaly to mrs rice i;m already her top dog when we do math i usely finnish first and then all my freinds have alot to do but when she comes to meet shes like luis good job man okay so i will see you guys in 20012 at my graduation okay see yeah.

hey you guys just here listening to my cds and i;m outta school in two weeks the twenty first is our last day but the senors have to go to school just for practice on the twenty secound and twenty third then there outta there for the entire year so ill be going to graduation next year to say goodbye to my frainds but i wont be graduating till 20012 then after asu baby yeah to get my degree in specal education teacher as a autism and other disorderts teacher whatch think hopefully ill make it.

hey you guys well itsw anouther boring sunday afternoon mom cleaning the house babys sleeping and their mom is too dads at mass and lets just say gupos being one lazy little basterd sleeping well yesterday i went to a specal needs thing for us specal kids and i meet a mother whos daughter is autistic so she loved me that all i needed too do is give them my email adress okay lets do it scarbook baby yep okay here you go okay so i spelled it for my mom then her husbends like go to the tree perfect and now face the tree and look at me beautifule okay now anouther one beautifule just put one hand on the tree then i took one with my freind mark then the mom gave my mom her card here take it you know we can take picturs of him if you want to with your entire family really yes but your gonna have to pay oh okay then shes like well its for a good cause your doing great with him then me and mom were talking when do you wanna do this well probly when annya comes back then will have the entire family here oh okay then mom went to go get the cellphone then i kept looking at these people mom look oh okay lets go then she heard what they didf whats his name luis oh what a beautifule name thank you then we were walking sop all you have to do is go look at it yep then i;'ll see if it worth it well then she asked two of the girls do you guys have postions yes i work with the adults then the president works with the kids oh okay so if i dont go to cancun this summer i;ll be going there shes still thinking about hey you know this is the bestest thing theyve ever done to us all right were the tv stations oh they dident get invidted well they need to they we saw a couple of kids who were volentering from high schools i might do it next year for comunity service so i can graduate but that wont happen till i;m twenty one but it might be when i;m twenty so i might graduate with the freshman 20011 or 20012 i dont know but all i know is that i;m going to asu for my degree in specal education teacher then after i graduate i;m going to cancun to meet my cousans uncle jourgue and see if me and him can make a school for specal ki9ds with specal needs and her and her uncle will be my helpers okay see yeah oh yeah state friday and saterday then after that night i gotta go to a play.

Luis lopez is story part one graduation day
We have one of our students who is here just to say goodbye to all his freinds hes mexican hes short and usely he got greated by all the ladies no matter what grade they were they know his name everywhere i thought yall be happy if tonight he grauated with the class of 09 yeah but let me tell you hes not hes junior year hed was buddy director and last year he had the bestest best buddy her name was tiana she played softball and he let you guys win the senors of 08 luis luis luis luis luis oh what am i saying luis up here now thank you thank thank you thank you yeah luis luis luis luis luis oh come on yallk you sad you aint graduating with these guys hugh yes guys stop all right senors of 09 chill out its not celebration time till after well well well finally the class of 09 we finally here today as i hung out with my bestest freinds ever twenty four hours ago let me tell you who were my homies of 09 first of all he played football his girfrainds actully here zack zackry brown yall be missed secound homie i was adctuly freinds with his brother zemi jason jason jason jason oh heck jason zemlicka i will miss you karie and arile you guys loved me so much that i cant belierve that you guys are leaving your mark here tonight yeah and the last one he was my homie and compa he always had my back richie adios and last but not least carole yeah we love you carol i picked carol as one of my besztest freinds becuse she wasd always their for me she helped me with singing this year if it wasnt for her i wouldent have been loved by all the choir members thank you come on lets go yeah carol wait shes hugging luis for the last time remember me plese remember me i will tears are falling off the both of them henry yeah come on luis its time for her to go zackry brown wait hes going over to the choir students where hes girlfreind is trying to calm down luis and now shes talking to him luis its time for zack to go dont forget about me okay and well never forget about you
karie yeah luis stand up plese no you okay no i know its gonna be tough not seeing your freinds but at least you still have me thank you natalia karie remember me you were the cutiest boy i have ever meet richie oh my good no yores whay te voy a estreantea si dont forget about me okay si the ending is he okay yes but hes still have tears in hgis eyes okay bring him up ladies and gentelman mr mosses and the staff her at mp i cant believe i;m saying this too you but before i say this i want you guys too remember that i loved you guys you guys were my bestest freinds and remember i will be here in 20011 so you guys can come visit me yeah i know present to you the class of 2009 yeah.

Luis you ready too go si senor vamanos pues senoreas ey senores del rancho mas grande en el estasdos unidos el es gupo ey las machachas los queiren como hijo fuerte applouso a mi compa euy amigo Luis Carlos lopez gracies compa que onda raza ey arriba mexico olga compa heche me uno quere el corrido de mi hijo si si si si horaley viva la raza accaba de mattera a mi hijo ahhhhhhhhhhhha ey a te va un saludo a los chickas mas gupas que stan aqui gracies te quero mucho mi gente olga a los vemos despues del el show me lo dan tu numero si olya amigos amigos ey amigas te voy a cantarle y un corrido de un hijo que fue muy macho simpre fue muy lindo toda lo aggranion a mis chickas quedo los vemos del fuero gupo el perro fue su numbre el palaba con los callos ey simpre ganava perro un dia la polica le gallor el su hola uh tu perro donde esta tu ordero quendo el querro de la casa yo voy a mi troca fourte four miles me voy el con mi pistola en el meno grivatan sir lopez salte del el chocha no ey eye sey temernan la historia gracies olga ey a te very a cello mi hijo de su papa te queiro mucho hijo ahhhhhhhhha orta ea le vay orto corrido de unos amigos mios sale

Hey you guys just here in my specal ed class watching a movie becuse our music teacher is sick but at least we can do what ever we want except listening to ipods i cant listen to mine till ac lab but i;m having a good junior year i cant wait to be eighteen in june i;m also budy director at my school and memo got a yamaha and it goes fifty miles per hour and the kids love it when he comes over yesterday he did and we played capture the dog well see yeah.

Luis come on lets go the cops are here for us all right commince fireing shoot ahhhhhhhhhhhhha lets go boys we have em on foot lets go hoop the fence lets go fruise motgher ahhhhharun run run a los cabbalos vamanos apratea okay were here we have luis in custdy oh man dame it.

here is the fiffteen mexican story again yo luis yeah lets go luis you aint going anywhere move mom no ohhhhhhhhhhh dont come back if you do i will call the cops oh shut up lets go heres a cigerate two oclock in da morning mom open the damb door no fine ahhhhhhhha look i tould you to open the door and you dident do it what are you no its time to pay ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha luis c lopez get back here no hello police my sons drunk and he just punced me in the stomic whats his name luis luis open the door no all right luis stop go man go ends of first story to be continued.

Onece upon a time their lived a boy and his dog they lived in mexico with no family untill one day someone adaupts him were looking for a tennager here he is luis these guys want to be your parents plese to meet you both oh and you have a dog his names gupo lets go son bye yall be carfuel baby dont worry i will come visit look heres a bear some flowers and your favorite choclate to remember me by okay dont forget about me okay you know i wont i love you bye babe bye the next day dad can i get a job and go to school of course you can son no promblem lets go look for your school excuse me my son wants to go to school here how old is he seventeen junior yes two years in mexico okay i;m luis nice to meet you now lets go look for a job excuse me is their an opening for a tennager yes here he is oh here is your applaction i;m done oh thank you well call you sometime next week okay dad the bus is here is it specal needs yes hi i;m travis luis hey guys hey good luck son i would like to know everything about your first day when you get back okay bye dad um excuse me where iks the choir room oh over their um i;m new oh plese to meet yeah to be continued.

Hey yall well its been a good mounth so far i became the best buddies officer for my school and it fells great to be officer so saterday i had to go to thisz traing thng were welayed games and did actiovties it was a blast that when i came home gupo started barking he was really happy to see me that for the first time i saw my baby wag his tail woow impresive well if i get two goals done next year i can graduate with my class if i learn to tie my shoe and not have any behavior problems i;m outta their then after my ma wants me to stay at the house instead of moveing out in cause anything happens to me shell be there then i;m thinking of joinging the circes working on the tight ropes and on the wheel of death with my partner oh yes i;m ooutta school all week next week for a week so for three days my mas taking me to disneyland and this times my buddys going to be there.

we had just witnessed the worst part of w3we wrestling yes we did finnely was put on fire by los vatos locos and here they come again ladies and cut essay look you see what the hell just happened to him thats how we roll now we have a new member in tonight and besides hes like a bro to me the secound dude from nwo yeah welcome mi hermano gracies.

luis you ready for your match with your gang yep okay people tonight we put our titels on the line between finnley and the othuers all right look i want to see blood out their you guys got it sir yes sir lets go hop on sweti lets take all four of our bikes lets go to the ring with our wifes lets go ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mexican music playing and theres fire their here they are here los vatos locos with their wifes arianna gabriel tita and melina ladies and gentelman hold on get outta here finnely and the rest of his posey we aint scared of nothing get down here and here they come and here comes their mannager the creator of this gang luis and his wife arianna hey how are i;m actully a littel bit pissed becuse of what finneley said about my gang hey lopez you wanna fight or are you and your wife chicken besides your wifes nothing buta poor mexican why i outta lets go sweti you wanna fight punk lets do it luis go go and theres luis beating up finnaley and arianna beating up his girelfraind hey get your paws off my girelfraind no but theres only one thing we have to say is quiet ready or not cause here comes the pain of the mexicans wait no here they are you wanna know why they call us locos show em how its done boys yeah snap yeah get outta here ref and luis has a chair and oh my good he just whacked the ref outta the ring get em boys sit him down look at me dameit you mess with the creator of los vatos locos you mess with the gang get him up now wheres the time finnley you aint done yet untill you feel fire on you ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we might need the fire fighter out here boys here lopez get the tables put him on it lopez get on the rope now put fire on him yeahhhhhhh luis do it move outta the way babe and now and ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hes heads bleeding que viva mexico.

hey lopez come with me we got bussness to do what you know that guy weve been trying to catch yes well he and his posey are waiting for us lets go babe wait dont worry i wsill be fine you got your vest on yes good lets go okay i will be back babe be carfael you know i will dad can i come nope police bussness oh dont worry we will go for a ride later okay bye lets go you ready yep okay come on boy yahhhhhhhhhhhhha bye sweti bye come on where here domingaze we know your in their come out with your hands up okay no start fireing vampiro luis dont just keep shooting we will take care of him lopez what the duck oh thank good luis shoot lets go on our horses vamanos sherif yeah major battel were at war lets go have you been shoot no but vampiro has okaty7 lets go raulph drop it okay you guys got me lets go lopez thanks serg guys bring something for vampiro here put him up lets go i;m sorry man babe lets go they shoot vampiro come on sweti they shot dady no my dady babe whats wrong angelea i;m sorry but vampiro is dead no you idiot it wasent my fault okay sorry lets go thank you luis you got thease guys off the streets thank you lets go to the mass and i will meet you guys their all right boys on the horses luis yeah what happened we heard screams and everything you guys all right yeah but one of our officers are dead no yes raulph shot him you seriouis i cant believe this happend me neither here we go put him down now dig yall dig okay luis i think you better go i;m sorry he was like a brothuer to me look if we find out avbout anything i will come thourgh your house okay thank you sherif babe leave me alone son get outta here all right its okay babe hell be fine i know.

ladies and gentelman mr luis lopezs yeah whats up you know i was driving home last night and all the freeways were closed and i;m like good dame it so i just go thourgh my side of the road and outta no were i think this guy was smoking a cigerate but he just came into my lane withouteven asking just coming in so i;m like hounking the horn at him and he throws his cigeratye at me and started shooting my wife and kid are all like ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha and i;m like shut it yall look i;m just going to keep going so i did the i looked back and saw that the cops were right behind me so i stoped whats up sir did you know that that guy was a clown no oh my good my worst nightmare break lets go whoo yeah i;m back i love you luis que te quiro te ey yo desupes de el show ey te amo mira aqui esta un flower para ti ahhha whoo i just got done with my mexican stunt hugh you be seeing mexican parents wacking their kids look i am the fourth brothuer in the family and i always got put thouergh that everytime i say something to my pops my mom would be like que te quees or te rompe tu sicko what the hell is that also have you ever been to a mexican weeding oncebefore the boyfraind be fighting with the huesbend and he would get the girl also have you ever been to disneyland i have twice once in ninten nitty six where i lost my simba secound was when i turned fiffteen when i first entered i saw my big dog pluto and i;m like que onda compa amd he waved back at me but the best thing well two one if you get the wheelchair you get shootgun also if you ever been on the pirates of the caribein ride you be seeing once before thouse robots be drinking cause once you see then they be singing all drunk and stuff yo how yo how a pirates life for me if i was a pirate i would have smashed that bottel of beer on the guy yo ho ho there goes a pirate boomb goodnight yeah.

ladies and gentelman its back after being cancled in augest hes back welcome to luis is world tonight we have george lopez the macmans sane and steph the lopez family feturing the nubbers and with music guest apperence by jack gridder lets start the show now here your host hes littel niece anna hi everybody plese welcome my uncle and my dadys brothuer sise yeah luis luis luis luis thank you shorty yeah well welcome back when i first heard that my show was cancled i was pissed butnow i;m happy hes back well tonight we have a great show we have my family here of course yeah whoo we also have the very funny comidien yall know him mr george lopez yeah and the mamans also we have my brothuers very best fraind whos a musician jackob gridder yeah whoooooo now my first guest is a verfy funny guy hes mexican micompadre for life me and him are tight that i love him and so do you guys hes like a brothuer too me plese help me welcome my main honcho mr george lopez yeah que onda nada thanks for coming on the show tonight no prob so hows your show going oh its going very well its back after it eneded its back on abc friday nights yes and also i have a new movie coming out its called a day in the life of george lopez yeah oh and i have a new cd coming out with comideins like my compa cheech maurin my homie paul radrigese yeah whoo pablo franiso dave chappel yeah and the one and only my old band war yeah thank you man see you later bye bye george lopez evryone now my next guest they are the daughter and son of chairman of the wwe vince macman plese welcom shane macman and stephanie macman hey you guys hey so hows life without your dad steph its been pretty rough on the both of us cause i cant believe someone would just blow up his limo like thawt i know how you feel and have you found the guy who did it no i think i did he was a rebel to your father ladies and gentelman mr paul oh my good hayman no i;lm going to kill you fine but we have ton do it after the show all right late byer bye now my brothuers homie jackob gridder yeah whoo thanks man welcome now ojnto a break well be right back dont go Away and cut man i need water hey everybody were back now for our finnale apperence my family and our dog the nubbers yeah anna anna anna werres anna and the dog she bringing him out lets do it my nikece and her dog the nubbers the pig yeah hey you i misas you sise bye everyb ody bye.

dave chappel on stage lets go now yall ready for the next comidein dame is he funny hell yeah regunily from az this boys bad give it up for my boy luis c lopez hey you know they need to put more mexican people on the jack in the box camercles onece you go their thats all whos their welcome to jackon the box can i hell you um hi is this chad si cinco welcome to jackin the box can i hell you hi can i have a jambo jack ojkay you want a junbo yaxck quein queso what si queirin queso you want ch esssssssssssssssss no i;m fine thanks quere papa frita what si queire papa frita you want a french frie no my frainds are fine thanks what kind of phonten drinks do you have excuise mec what kind of phontein drinks do you have um lets see we got pepsi dr peper mr pip mountain dew orchata okay can i have pepsi thank you thank you break yo that was the bestest first half yes i;m back and i got and i got a littekl surpraise for everybody guess whos bringing back mexican cultures que seva la musica ahhhhhhhyhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhha viva mexico see thats whos bringing back mexico oh and have you ever seen a mexican ride in their car they be passing every red light que dado estupido and when they get up to the mamcitas they be blasting their music and hollering hoya chicka ven a papi what the hell is that ven a papi means come back you stupid chick also have you ever seen a mexican get into a car accident with a white guy they be taking out their pistolas and everything frekking mexican be beating up the guy untill the cops get their no fuie mi colpa when they see blood everywhere they be checking him and everything and when there in jail they be havin fun fifghting beating up people who talk top them and they be fightinmg in court that the judge even gets his head busted becuse a frekking mexican get all pissedd also ever besen to disneyland you see mexicasns making out in front of a frekking tree with their mamcitas well thats all i got thank you and que viva mexico luis c lopez everyone.

lopez yeah show about to start okay lets go hey everyone this is aranna and her husbend luis claims he is not the dad of her two year old son luis jr lets bring him out okay hey luis whats up man hey babe i brought you a choclate bar your favorite and some rosses your favorite kind red ones luis sit down luis dio you think that is your son yes i do cause i love him so much and i want to be in his life all right lets see if your the dad in the case of two year old luis jr luis you are the father yeah see i tould you i would be the dady i agree oh hes walking yeah he learned at twelve mounths he looks like you dady yes son i;m your dady come on son lets go to work were does he work at in the circuies with me hes been riding his bike since age one i will see you later son bye dady lets go luis i dont think the lion things good for you we could try the bars you rock at that okay lets go ready start the music and up okay dont let go myou later up to an hour perfect lets go try the bikes luis would you likeb to drive with your son in the globe yes i would lets go mounday first showing ladies and gentelman are you ready for something dangeriouis yes okazy bring out luis and his sons team lets go their all in their practacing okay go first dady luis are you ready yes let do it lets go luis go first and their he goes hes sons right behind him okay and now their all their okay stop yes now the lopez will define the wheel of death okay luis over their and luis jr this side the secound one okay sarah water you nerve4s yes dont be okay thumbs up lets do this and the wheel is starting luis get down to meet sara hes got the bowling pins and now jr has some sara stopo hes calling for a stop lets go up all right juniopr you too lets go okay start it like ten miles per hour okay their doing it sara jump rope luis the dad is jumping first sara flames luis jr is doing the jump rope and the dad is doing the flames okay sara net luis the dad is getting off sara flames lets do this come on son gooooiooooooooooooooooo okay hes starting the flames are getting bigger son do the moth thing water okay hes going to put flames in his moth lets do this son hes alive water here lets go jump yes the lopez is have done it lets go lets do the hope thing okay were ready luis ready set go he juumped over luis jr what their putting it higher hes all the way and hes dads their you ready look i want you too do this now can you do it sir yes sir gooooooooooooooooooo come on son yes hes dobne it the greastest family of all time has done it luis and luis jr the lopez family.

Luis is in the hospital right now. He went in this afternoon for surgery and it didn't go as well as it could have. He's going to stay the night and then he should be back home by tomorrow.

As soon as I got home from work I went down to the hospital to take him his pillow and also a jacket and food for my mom. Just getting there was an adventure in itself. It seems that tonight all the freeways have been either closed or re-routed out of pure spite.

Luis looked a little worn out but otherwise fine. He was glad to have his pillow. I hung out there for a while, watched The Simpsons with him, and then left. My mom is staying there overnight with him right now.

Just like old times.

When Luis was born, he had severe complications. The first year of his life was spent entirely in the hospital. My mom would spend every night with him.

She would be at the hospital all night, come home, make sure the rest of us went off to school like we were supposed to, and then go to work. She would come home, spend the evenings with us, and then go back to the hospital. So it went for that year.

It was pretty rough for everyone, but mostly for her, I think. Luis was barely clinging to life that first year, and she was by his side for all of it.

I know how she must feel.

I often contemplate traveling to a new place and trying to build something there. But I don't think I can. Not yet.

My older brother is 23, Donaldo is already off in the Army, Barbara is 19 now and is still going to school in Mexico. They're ready to be on their own, if they wish.

But not the boy.

It's a puzzling thing. I don't think there is much I could really offer him if I stuck around; nothing I provide now is essential to his upbringing.

But then, who would give him a hard time?

And what about me? Who else is able to infuriate me to no end?

I don't know. I'm going to bed this is from gurgs blog he showed support to me thanks man you always cared for me.

here sjhe is anna miguels kid we miss you kid i have three memories of her my first one is when she yedlled at me for saying no to my mom the secvound one was when i was going to bed i;m like good night anna and shes like good night sies i love you and i will see ya ikn the morning then she kissed me the third is when she meet gupo her mom brought hedr over anna over here she opened the box with the help of her mom gupo licked her hello then after she wiped it off and said doggy so she took him out of the box and started playing with him this is blog is deacated to my niece anna rest in peace baby.

Hello hey how are you good im your new boss here for the circues okay i;m luis so you wanna be in three acts hugh yes what ever i;m good at yes sir lets try the tight rope sara partners okay sara go perfect lopez stay sara down on the ropes knell perfect lopez heres a stick for sara now lopez on the stick good good good good now sara keep going till the end now stop lopez hop off perfect act one finnish act two the handelbars sara help him up okay lopez ready yes sara yes and up all right lopez this is the big test to see if you can stay on for the longest time lets see how many tricks you can do countaing by ten ten twenty thirty fourty fiffty sixty seventy eightty ninety one hundred two hundred three hundred four hundred wow five hundred six hundred seven hundred eight hundred nine hundred one thousand and stop lopez you rocked i know i do did you know you could do that no i guess i was born all right lets go act three my favorite part the lion simba on the balllllll arrrrrrrrrrrrrr nope not for you lopez get out of the cage lets go opening night in phonix welcome to the one hundreth and thirty sixth years of the greatest show on earth yeah thank thank you secound half ladies and gentelman our hometown hero luis c lopez thank you bello hey everybody yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we love you luis now weres your helper shes getting ready here i am ladies and gentelman sara the lady of spain okay can i gety a hug first okay so lopez you ready hes nerves okay lets go take off your coat now you ready sara are you ready yes luis hes praying to good and their bringing down hes parents is flag of mexico luis i want you too know that theres a net under were sara is so if you get scared you can let go all right lets do it all right ready sauliteing everyone lets do it and quiet everybody hes needs silent start the music and up yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhh give it ujp thank you ghes staring to do his spins how many can he do one thousand wow lets do it countaing by tens but wait hold it lopez were going to put flames near you go sara and your boss and your family will watch this start doing it ten twenty thirty fourty fiffty sixty seventy eighty ninety one hundred two hundred three hundred four hundred five hundred six hundred seven hundred eight hundred nine hundred one thousand he did it put the flames out hold on man were putting the flames out and now here he comes down yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh whoo that wasamazing weres my water sara here chug it down boy thatzs brish thats the first time i;ve ever done it in public well congraulations luis ladies and gentelman thank you their he is hes on the floor crying saras helping him up lets go man thanks for helping me out tonight our first show was a success thank you i;m hitting the showers yeah me too.

hey guys hey everybody tomorrow i will be seventeen years old i can't wait but i dont wanna be seventeen i like the age i;m at now any advice on how i should do my junior year i dont even know my teachers yet till the sixth of augest i love yall.

lopez shows about to start okay i;m just getting my nerves out wanna smoke nothanks knock on the door lets go quick lopez your concerts about to start slim get the hummer ready okay lets go dre snoop good luck man thanks all right go break a leg lopez come on welcome to the up in smoke tour yeah here they are snoop and dre yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we want luis well this crowed looks fired up yeah you know what the deal is luis luis luis luis luis luis okay were bringing him out now but theres only one thing he needs clapse to make him come out now start clapping yeah thats the way to do it ahhhhhhhhhhhhhha its lopez what up phonix my hometown i;m a littel bit homesick and i wont fell better till i hear my name screamed out loud as clear now lets do it yeah luissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss thank you now i want to sing my first song slim do it man phonix can i get some fanta fanta fanta fanta i said can i get some of that fanta fanta fanta oh dame yeah this the crepp comeon get up jump jump jump jump yo i;m sixten its me slim luis and i;m here with the dogpound gang woof woof woof woof yea yall know me i come from the south side i aint got family but the person who loves me is my dog yeah yall now the drill ahha music starting phonix put your hands in the air and sing this song what the difference between me and you yo the ladies dig me when i;m riding in my hummer they give me a wave and i give em a smile back yeahh sing it dude my parents died when i was ten back then i was a bad boy i dident go to school and i dident go home so then one night i;m at home and then i hear a big bang and a couple of screams then i went to go fing out what happened and their they were dead rest in peace pika yall come back now go get some refreshmints its intermission yeah ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh secound half ahhhhhhhhhha smoke coming out luis come out yeahhhhhhhhhh now luis is wife is here and so is his son lets bring em up sara and luis jr yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh luis we wanted to give you a couple of things first of all a medal for being the beatest raper ever yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh and a ring that has your name on it thikrd two things first thing bring out the chairmean of the board of rap yeahhhhhh luis we present you with this award for best raper of the year ahhhhhhhhhhhhha hes crying and secound i wont be here next year so i am going to give you the key to the chairman of the bord ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhha dannnnnnnnnnnnnn gracies mucas gracies gracies a mi famila mis papas mama ey papa te quiro a mi novia ey mi hijo gracies por tu appoyo ey a jesues dos en el celo ey a todos mis fans gracies por su appoyo te quiro mucho yeahhhhhhhhhhhh phonix te quiro mucho regreda me adios nos vemos en aguesto si luis is coming out yeah security get back let him on the bus okAy hold it adios babe adios quidia te nos vemos en augesto vamos a celebrail nestro anniversayo quedo yo regreso en augesto ey sta bien papa adios hijo nos vemos en augesto quidatea ey porfavor protechan a tu mama te quiro mucho papa yo tambien hijo lopez lets go me vo adios adios a todos bus pulling out adios paspa adios hijo

hey man lets go yeah you go the stuff yeap then lets go then we dont want to be late for lunc mom could you call the school and make me tardy yeah sure okay lets go were checking in okay come on lets go to class lopez here and doo here all right yall can just chill today cool.

Hey everybody whats the word well for thouse of you who know my bro memo his birthdays coming up so on wendsday were going to have a dinner for him but lets not talk about him lets talk about me here is my wish list.
1.A cd of the kotten mounth kings a cepillen cd and a ozzy ossborn cd
2.some video games for nintendo ds mario brothuers brain game a wrestling game and nintendogs
3.some shirts
4.a toy car
5.thats it later yall.

luis yes you will need your truck for this one okay here i;m on my way now whats up theres this kid having problems with his mom and hes shotting at her how old 16 okay thank you no prob hes just right their fruise police fruise man get down look man shut up hey dont be telling me too shut up look i can ohh suspect on foot i repeat suspect on foot look stop no dont do it man we need yall sirens dame it their he goes stop stop stop stop go go go go lopez get in the car you got it man go their he is look man just chill out were not going to hurt you i know you guys you guys arest people look stop running and we wont cuff you look just drop the gun put it on the floor good now lie down put your hands behind your head now what your under arest.

lopez yeah come in yeah am i in troubel no theres this mission i want you too go to yeah there these guys who are throwing a party on their boat i belive they have stuff and mouney okay me and my team will go okay take the boat lets go yall okay now i will need your attenion i know weve been up since six but i want full cover do you copy sir yes sir do you copy sir yes sir thats right now lets move enguine start here we go go go go yeah haaaa yeah whoo their they are lopez to serg yes their on the boat okay go you there drop your gun now get off okay go search around go okay you your coming with me okay we got all of them even the mouney thanks serg yes here they are okay thank you

lopez on chell four plese lopez yeah your outta here well i guess this is goodbye okay now remember what you have learned in class yes sir all right cuff him walk daddy son let me go now all right chill look i just want to hug my son okay now go get yeah son daddy son daddy son daddy oh i missed you so much so did i hey babe hey so happy your happy i;m back hugh yeah this is going to be the best chirstmas even luis yeah wanna drive sure lets go bye everyone thank you bye scriching of car.

lopez on cell four plese you out out were we going to talk to the judge all right all rise judge prove your case officer we found this boy last week drank how drank were you sir like a hundred bottels and you were driving yeah so whats the big idea you could have caused an accident and your sons life look why do you care your not his mother oh yeah and we also found some blood on his wife and two black eyes with a busted head well maybe you shold not be a parent why dont you come and say that to my face hugh okay come here what oh get securty now lopez break it up no man let me go i got some bussness i gotta take care of look out hes got a gun no lopez dont you wanna die no get up then put the gun away i prove this case not guilty yes lopez you can go home on sunday thank you.

ring on the phone yeah where is he you what do you want look good dame it i just wanna talk to my son i hope they never relese you dumb butt cause i know your coming back for seconds look can we not talk about this now where is he son hello hey son dad yeah just calling to tell you that i;m going home sunday thats great i love you love you to.

spanish music playing luis getting out of his car babe open the dame door come on open up all right what the hell no sir its not what you think baby plese dont kill em all right your free dad son get in the car look what the hell where you thinking i tould you if i saw you with anothuer man you would be dead babe plese dont shut up oh now look what you have done to me you deserved it your the worst wife i,ve ever had come here no your drunk dont call me drunk ever again you got it now look were going to go rob some money and if you call the cops i will kill you okay just let me go okay slap oh thats what you get lets roll good hes gone knock on door hello what happend too you its luis he came home dunk he slaped me a couple of times he even splashed a beer bottle on my head oh come in come in hello police could you guys come quick i have a girl who husbends drunk okay stay here hi what happend my husbend came home drunk he got me with anothur guy and he slaped me in the face twice he even bashed my head with a beer bottel okay call back when he comes back okay thanks no problem officer ten minits after hey wheres dinner dad son go too your room know listen women i said i was gonna kill you if you called the police did you no okay first things first no plese no plese yes this is my game help help shut up no one could hear you anyways slap slap slap slap oh thats what you get lets go son outta my way screing of car did he come back yes okay he came back where did he go he leaft too go get some more beer i think were on our way whats hes car a truck 4x4 all right lets go plese hurry yes we will mam dude is that him get outta the car what the hell on the ground what i do your under arrest for what for hitting your wife you guys must be dumb i would never do that well you did lets go your butts gonna pay for this come on son lets go home yeah hes going to jail he will be in their till chirstmas eve thank you officer can i see my daddy yes come on dad why did you slap mom shut up get him outta her but dad i said shut up lets roll your daddys drunk no you cant take him away daddy leave then alone its for a good resson.

Hey everybody long time no speak so what with yall now these days it semms yesterday i broke up with blogger but now i;m back if yall trying to get on myspace it doesent log in okay thanks.

Hey guys well its anothur boring day at the house the kids are crawling with their fathur watching them dads eating mom is making breakfast and the dog well lets just say he lost some weight cant wait for school tomorrow.

part two of luis walk the line luis is in his cadalack bang bang lets go boys want a berr yeah sure here la migura oh shit we just started having fun fruise mothur run lopez run yeah lets go yee haw we did it lets go to my house and smoke some cigerates yeah end of part two.

luis walks the line proudeced by joey moor our story begings with this one fiffteen year old kid not doing anything lets begin with our movie 2006 in phonixd az yeah i did it congrautas come here you littel punk nio look over their what the cheif their he goes luis jumps the fenche ha ha i got yeah lossers yeah a stay la vista baby ha ha ha ha lets go boy screach of the cadalac yeah yahoo lopez yeah fruise mothur go man go what i do to continue.

Hey guys just here in freaking ac lab and tomorow there are no casses so i;m not coming cause its ditch day for all of the specal ed kids in mrs ballerds class so tonight i;m not going to stay up till ten thirty okay bye.

dan dan dan dan dan dan okay so off to bootcamp we go boo guys shut up no you shut up hey you guys stop it or there is going to be hell to pay when you get there okay okay okay okay good guys here we are welcome to your new home come on guys okay single file one two three four one two three four one two three four one two three four hault okay forword march okay hault kids i would like you guys to meet your drill sergents major pane sergent joudel officer maddona and officer kim now yall here for one resson now yall do what we tell yall fiiften kids to do is that clear sir yes sir okay dinner time lets go okay lights out good night kids night serg okay next morning wake yall asses up today is the real thing jumping jacks okay done good run yall done doing great okay climb this wall thats good good okay lunch and water break later that day okay climb thouse mountains okay done yeah woo okay done gathur round okay me and the rest of the crew would like to say congraulations you guys surrvived the first full day of boot camp okay lets right letters to our family the first kid crying pane goes to check it out hey dude hey can i talk to you yeah whats up i dont acutilly like my parents and i was really rude to them is and i got too loose weight with out gaing anything okay so your here for thouse two yes sir sobbing in tears my family hates me what should i do look just dont think of them i do becuse of my puppy okay come here man every thing will be fine let me give you a hug i love you man and i care for you and i will always be here to talk thanks serg welcome come on lets go have dinner okay after dinner luis says good night serg i love you good night lopez i love you and i will help you loose weight you think i can do it yes promise promise okay night night the end.

Latino music play and laughing ha ha ha ha man i beated your ass in poker knock knock knock hello is this the headquters of the fiffteen mexican yes police oh shit run guys lets go go go go you cant get away from us oh yes we can bang not today start the car lets go screaching of fiffteen car tirers sierens there ant no way they cant catch us okay chase over in the affternoon but at 12 in the morning there at it again all fiffteen police and gang bangers are runing stop stop stop stop oh no drop your wepon now okay gosh get down in the crown okay we got them this just in the fiffteen mexicans have been caught how do you like us now there ant no way you win america will win this war okay so the next day court day your owner we caught this guys yesterday and they shot fiffteen cops last night okay thats it i sentimnce you guys to bootcamp okay.

Hey son stop get down lets rob seven eleven hello shut up all right yall know the drill down now before we blow your breaking brains out okay down okay hurry hurry all right nobody move were out of here lets go hurry yahh nah nah wow we did it police well well well if it isn;t the jerks that aressted us yesterday we tould you lopez now surender no kong fu making sounds okay you over there and me here okay right dad this is the last time hey my partners bledding hey hey hey shut up or my son will stick his gun up your ass and me i will stick one up your parenteners ass okay okay good shut up and lie down okay now get the hell outta here rap music playing bang bang what the hell was that you and i should look hey well well well if it isn;t the police guys yeah try and get thourgh us or better yet i will mark a line and who ever passes it first will get punched first okay get ready you guys ready yeah now wait i say go okay go fire bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang okay hault i think there all dead let me see lopez punched the last officer okay fire ha ha ha yeah now lets go before they catch us this just in a mexicabn boy and his son just robed a house an hour ago our news reporter is there what up dude well i excuse me sir excuse me sir hey look you littel punk get the camara off or will kill ya too ahha punched out the camara men oh we just lost our camara men can you here us man no respond lets go yeah yeah yeah viva mexico we will teroise this town till everybody joins our gang lets start a riout yeah riout riout riout remember this essay the fiifteen mexicans hey what the lets rob anothur house look baby cakes your coming with us i got us a chick hey slaphed her mothur okay lets go screach all of the cars and gun fire yeah bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang hey what the hell are you guys doing fireing guns and making bomb fires and making sings so everybody joins our gang los fifften mexicans essay okay can i join yeah lets go more gun fire hey could you guys keep it down littel punk excuse me you heard me shoot him boys bang bang bang bang all right now lets go ride our motorcycles till 12 in the morning okay 12 in the morning and the party still jumping no fights breaking out and there still shotting there guns hey lets go shoot that house yeah bang bang bang bang ahha hey what the hell you doing well i;m coming to get yeah yeah luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis luis yeah slapped her now your all ours yeah excuse me oh shit run run run get your car and lets go okay next house your the one thorwing the partys hugh why the hell you care just a warning no more gun fire okay hey guys lets shoot again yeah outside everybody yeah hey what did i tell ya shut up what you heard me shut up okay luis hes got a gun with no vest comeon lopez shoot him yeah bang bang bang lets go yeah so all there victomes were done for all fiffteen shot in the line of duty and there still on the streets watch out for los fiffteen mexicanos the end.

Hey guys today is my sisters ex fionces birthday jose is twenty one today so he is still asleep let the almost to be dad sleep for good dame piet sack so me and my parents are going to church just to pick up our new car from the knights of colombes it is a truck it is ford cheverlet with four dorrs tight it is for the family yeah poretible tv in there totlly well gotta go i dont want my mom to see this.

Hey yall just here on the internet listen to my cd player its really tight and i got it from my best buddy dan black it was a chirstmas present okay so i just got out of the shower after i went to take my dog gupo for a walk he relley liked it then we went to see michel our cousen i let gupo play with his cousan balley while me and michel talked the first thing i said was i want water okay here then i asked were are the girls there playing in nickels room so hows school okay did you just come back from an activity yeah me and my buddy went to see a movie then we went to get some icecream realley and he picks you up yep and then she said the bad news were moving to cancon why becuse my family lives there you just want to go becuse of your fathur no so were selling a couple of things and were giving you the keybored really yeah thanks a lot no problem then he started barking i think we better go okay i will get him come on boy okay guys thanks for coming say hi to your family sure will okay bye be carful i will thats it love your fraind luiscelopez.

Hey Guys i just talked to my third perriod teacher and i asked her what are we doing today and she said i;m liking your wrighting so i;m thinking of doing essays for yall how about if we wright letters too the people overces oh becuse of your brothour and yesterday we had a marrine from sanddiego at mass well guys i have a basket ball game on wensday later yall love your boy luiscelopez ps miguel moved in to anothour good for him.

Hey yall just here in academic lab playing with thecmputer becuse my nintedo nedds to be charged well so far i;m going too have a busy day tomorrow wake up at seven then leave the house by eight so we could get to basketball practice early i play with specal olympics its tight so far then go get my hair cut then wash it off then by two oclock go to petter pipper pizza with dan my buddy he is so tight he cares about me then my parents do its an activity well gotta go love luiscelopez.

Hey guys just here in academic lab listening to green day and wrighting too you guys well my budy and me hung out yesterday then when i cameback my mom goes like miguels back what is he realley here yep so is he coming here yep he is coming to do landry oh yeah i finalley got music on myspace its bowwows song let me hold you just click on my profile then you will find the music okay later.

Hey you guys i had my concert last night and it was good i dident even cry my mom was really impressed and then when i had intermission i went to see my family i walked over to you know who and huged him then i said you made it yeah i kow i did then he said who is doing the lights becuse the lighting sucks then i said ou guys want to go get a cokkie yeah lets go okay so memo was like just to inform you and mom you are invited to mickels birthday party on saterday cool then he said mom your invited too okay then she said speaking of partys dann your invited to our house on december twenty fourth for barbaras welcome back party then he said okay then when we went back in the aditoream he was like you better give that cokkie to mom oh man shut up hey i dont go here anymore so i;m not goin to get in trobuel you are all all right so i gave him the cokkoie then i said oh creap the shows starting i see yall after the show later.

Hey guys we had a birthday party for miguel last night we were talking about the baby then he said look at tabatha she was pregnet with anna in high school and she dident even graduate in my head i said haha becuse thats not true well a mounth from now i will be outta school for chirstmas barbarey in town on the twenty third of december yeah sister lopez in the house later yall.

Hey guys only two more weeks till i get out of school for thanksgiving break i have been waiting for this stuff to happen well i have been good so far i havent gotten in trobel at school looks like i;m going to get all my presents this year yeah oh yeah i;m going on a shopping spree for myself for twenty five bucks i think i;m getting three dvds the first one could be chirstmas with the kranks the secound are we there yet the third one is the poller express my mom is going to try to get tickets to go to the real thing on a train gotta go i dont want my teacher to find out late yall.

Hey guys here el pocho as yoda hope yall like it.

its monday night haloween night luis is coming after you so all you littel migets better watch out or if yore out at tweleve oclock in the morning he is out there or he is going to get you late.

Hey guys joey moor is getting married on saterday me memo and mom will be repeseting the lopez family i;m going becuse i;m funny to him hope yalll can make it late one thing no kids alowwed i;m going becuse i;m a teenager not as kid.

Hey guys i just got done watching everybody hates chirs okay so he is fighting with this bulley a cop passes by then he runs screaming wait wait then there is a lady saying there this kid trying to get on your bus yeah i see him then he finalley make it and gets on then the driver says something then chris responds by saying i butcha i do then his dad comes in and says hey did you have a good day at school yeah i dident want him to tell him about the fight becuse when he was in school they were recise cops sprying you with the water andf dogs bitting you in the ass well thats it late love your fraind luiscelopez.

Hey guys i figherd out who is going to be in my movie okay joey moor you take the first camara then gurg you take the secound camara the beginging of the moivie will take place in mexico then the reast of the movie will be here the cast will be me elgupo mom and dad memo donny miguel anna and of course sister lopez barbarey the name of the movie will be life as luiscelopez the script will be about myself and the stuff i have to go thourgh we start off when i was a baby then we go thourgh my childhood life untill now the directer will be me hope we make it to number one at the box office lets hope and pray that we get emmys and awards even a teen choice award i have never gotten that before but i think would be great if i got one pageme back on this thing joey and just say that were going to do it just tell me were going to do it plese tell me today tomorrow when ever just tell me that were doing it okay late.

Hey guys today is my brothur donaldos birthday wish him a happy birthday so call his cell and wish him a happy birthday tonight me and mom are taking him to dinner then we might take him to a movie okay gotta go love your boy luiscelopez late

Hey guys well my littel niece just leaft but lets not bring her up okjay so thursday i have to pack every thing bexcuse i;m going on a retreat with my choir class we will stay up till one in the morning do tennage stuff like playing games watch movies play spin the bottel and play my favoright game truth or dare i;ll probley get dare first okay late love your fraind luis ce lopez over and out

Hey guys i have a busy day today first i have to go get a haircut then i;m going to go get my permite for driving wish me luck becuse all the kids said i couldent do it then wer are going to look at my car i realley want a jeep oh yeah in two weeks i;m going to a retreat with my choir class late yall peace out.

Dear guys i nedd your help i need all yall to find a girelfraid someone that is my age someone who is a good kisser and someone that is mexuican like me some body to go out with someone that is bad becusei hate not having a girelfraind i feel so stupid i dont want to have my hole life here like when i;m eighteen i;m moving out of this stupid house plese help me find a girel that would realley like me love your bro luisclopez ps my mom is getting dumber and dumber peace.

Dear guys i nedd your help i need all yall to find a girelfraid someone that is my age someone who is a good kisser and someone that is mexuican like me some body to go out with someone that is bad becusei hate not having a girelfraind i feel so stupid i dont want to have my hole life here like when i;m eighteen i;m moving out of this stupid house plese help me find a girel that would realley like me love your bro luisclopez ps my mom is getting dumber and dumber peace.

Dear guys i start school tomorrow wish me luck becuse i;m a littel bite nervise becuse you know its bigger then my old school tonight i;m going to bed at nine and wakeing up at six ocolck in the morning my dad set the alarm last week oh yeah yesterday i went over to my cousins house were i wanted to play on the computer but then i saw the thing that caught my eyes a keybord that my cousin has i was playing on that thing for like an hour untill my dad came to get me now i;m thinking of taking the piano club this year well larter love luis late.

Dear guys daneill from tungland called and asked for my mom and i said hello then he said hello can i speak to mrs lopez plesase and i said she wasent here then he said oh is this luis yes oh hey man its daneill from tungland then he asked when do you start school and i said augest eighth and then he said what school you going to then i said mountain point remember okay i was just checking thaats all yall love your homeboy luisclopez

Dear guys yesterday me and my mom went to go see anna miguels kid shes doing great she was awake and happy we watched her new movie then we watched blures clues then she went to bed by ten oclock then me and mom watched tv and then she turned it off becuse it was late we stayed there untill twelve ocklock in the morning man i slepped half the way back then when we got home i went into my room took off my shoes socks and pants and passed out well iam havinga fun summer man i cant belive it;salmost over memo moved out on friday its only me and donny now well gotta go i hacve to put a picture to go with this post later yall.

Saterday june 16 2005 the world of luis
Hey guys well i have been having fun this summer going to swiming lessons on thursday i learned how tyo flout without a noddlethen last week anna got out of surgery and she went back on thursday everybody is doing great the dog is getting cutter and cutter oh yeah i forgot to tell you that i start school on augest eighth i;m realley nervise this is going to be my first time in a big school love your homeboy luiscloppez peace out.

May 13 the bithday boy is here.
Dear guys yesterday was memos birthday horay now all you have to do is punch him in stomick well last night i went to a colloge graduation at asu gamage it was realley dumph becuse they had five hundred people graduating at the same time well dont worry my promotion thing won be that boring cheep basterds well here the invaion its may twenty fifth at fees its going to be in two weeks but i wright to you guys on the twenty forth wel guys are you coming to my birthday party this year bcuse you guys still oh me for last years well gotta go love your home dog from the hood luis c lopez peace out hippeys and girs oh yeah one last thing sorry i but i have to do this ut viva mexico ey montera.

Dear guys here is what has been happing to me all week Chapter one only one mounth till i;m out of eighth grade chapter two my mom and barbary were haveing a fight becuse she wasent cleaning her room chapter tree donny and barbary went to the tiger army concert chapter four my dog is learing new tricks all this time i thought my dog was stupid but he wasent chapter five my mom went to look at mountain point high school for me and i;m really going chaptrer six memo bought the incredibles chapter seven my dad is still ruining my life that is my week love luisclopez

Dear guys its frekking twelve oclock and time for eighth grade lunch but guess what my pimped dog bradily decide to ditch lunch becuse he dident have any frekkiing money in his acount neither did i so i said to myself heel no i'm not taking this bull creap so i decide to ditch to so here we are we are in our hide out hope none of our teachers find mine but if mines finds out i loose a poi nt later dude gotta go check out trimph the inselt comic dogs website oh yeah i forgot to tell you i know how to get to his website just go to google .com and type in his name later dudes love your fraind luisclopez.

Dear guys i'm here in computer class listing to my 2005 music that my pimp dog bradily donaldo me donnaldo gave me a wwe world heavywhight wrestling campion do you guys know why the heel memo is taking his butt to newyork and when he coming back later yall love your fraind luisclopez.

Dear guys weel today eighth grade gold go to see mountain point for next year man i'm so nerves that i think i may cry well all i have to do is go and see this place its more bigger than maros so guys all i'm trying to say is wish me luck love your fraind luisclopez.

Dear guys we are just kicking it at the house me memo and of course pooche well memo just got back from the pet store and bought two new fishes memo is naming them the crazy eightyeight what kind of stupidf nameis that why doesent he name him tempelton from charlets web he is gonna name one of my fish jefrey and my second one with big eyes willber and the gold fish mr zuckerman The two black one larvy and fern that and gupo as henry and me as uncle well so far so good ive passed my first week of art it kinda tight becuse he lets us make sceaches yestersday i did my scatch as stone could steve austin wwf champion before chirs benway came along thats all i could say peace yall.

Tuesday december 14 2004
dear guys only tree more days till i'm outta school yeah well heres what i've been doing all wekk every affternoon i watch carlets web i stared watching half of it yersterday my favorite was when willber talks all by himshelf for the first time and my second was when he was trying to make a web like carlet and the first time he does it he falls and everybody laghes at him poor wilber but he still does not make it with the help of tempalton some parts make me cry you know when hes born it reminded me of how i was born well my baby turns one next month yeah for the nobbers well gotta go love your homeboy luis c lopez peace bros.

Two weeks before chirstmas hooly creep better start getting be getting the egg nog out Dear guys chirstmas is in two weeks well ant that good becuse i have been a good boy this year well guys here is y invetaion to you guys to the party of las posaddas i think were having on the seventennth of next week page gurg on his ceelphone and ask him when it is well gotta go peace bros

thursday november 25 2004 Hey yeall lopez reporting from the The jaill house shiref joe took me in last night for shooting up a gun dame that basterd doesent know who the hell he is well dame it guys today is thanksgiving time to kill santa wuinie the pooh and the hundred acre woods and cristerphier robbien well guys tomorrow memo is taiking me to the candyland concert were barney is supposed to be in the concert we will leave the house arond twooclock in the afftertnoon weel gotta go i dont want my mom to see this peace hippeys

ladies and gentelmen plese stand for the cursing annthum good dame it bush you won last night i'm going to kick your but somehow kerry shouldent have won instead of you you are a worthleys piece of you know what so if you come to my hometown me and my bro will punch you in the face like we did last year thanks for curising with me everybody plese give a warming welcome for the kid you all know him as crackhead all the chicks dig these two the lopez brothers luis c lopez and gullemo thank you thank you first of all i would like to say welcome to the show we have two very specal guest our first guest is kid rock our second guest is you all know him as a big dog our lovibal dog and my pressece baby elgupo now ladies and gentelman first off i would like to say you all know him as a bad boy kidrock welcome mr rock plese sit down have a cup of coffe now mr rock i have a few qustions to ask you first qustion do you like dogs hell yeah i do second do you love chicks hell ya i do third question do you like to eat dog biskits hell no thats it mr rock now you may go backstage thank you mr lopez great now that that is done now i would like to bring out our second guest my dog elgupo hey baby woof how are you doing woof woof did you have a good nap woof woof woff would you like a dog biskit woof woof do you like to sleep woof thank you boy see you when i get home from tungland woof well thanks to all of our guest who showed up tonight see yall tomorrow prime time on chanel sixty one by bye lovce your fraind luisclopez peace out hommies.

Monday october 25 2004,dear guys my mom has to go to court today at one thirty this affternoon for my dad wish memo and her good luck becuse veirene host is going to be in my dads side and memo on moms side i wish i can go with them so i can tell the judge what has he done to me but i cant well gotta go i have to write to my bro peace hippeys love your fraind luisclopez.

october 24, 2004. dear guys my mom put a bandage on me last night so my bugbite wouldent hirt me so i had it on frekking all night and this morning my mom tokk the dame thing off and my bugbite was bledding like bledding bledding dame it it was frekking hurting me well guys i have to go to a specal nedds party at rawhide next week becuse of hallowenn well gotta go i dont want my good dame mom to see this godd dame post peace hippeys love your fraibnd luisclopez.

Thursday october 21, 2004 Dear guys my mom went to a conferance yesterday my pals teacher and all my teachers said that im doing good my pals teacher said she cant belive that im leaving this year she already knows were im going next year marcos de niza yeah becuse when we got half days i can go see them my mom said that they dont know untill may i have to go see this place if i do like it im going next year but if i dont i wont well halloween is in two wekks yeah party baby party well gotta go love your fraind luis c lopez PS how many of you fools are going to miguels 24, birthday party i might be there if he doesent kick me out peace hippeys.

tuesdatoctober 12' 2004 Dear guys yesterday i went to my cousans house with donalldo so i wouldent see my dad leve to jail yee haa im free good dameit free they called last night to see what kind of medication he takes and my mom said he takes any kind of medication than she asked how is he doing and they said he cailmed down but wasent tailking to anybody who the hell does he think he is first he dident wanna go and refused so they had to pull him by the hair hahahaha what a jeark now i cant see him till he takes the dame thing who the hell would wanna see him again i wouldent they changed his hospetaill this morning well thats all i got for now good bye guys i gotta let elgupo in the dame house hippes love your fraind luisclopez ps elgupo turns one in a mounth yeah mty baby getting older better start callinbg him dog insterad of pupy do any of you guys know where gurgs at i tried his stupid cellphone and he dident even answer

Friday october 8,2004 hahaha im back yall i just got back from my frainds house you all know hime as a bad boy interdocing stonecould steve asutain he had a tweleve pack of beer than a littel bit more of tecila i drank the whole dame thing good dame it im a morron i hope my dame hell mother doesint beat the creep out of me or ill kick her in the stomick well guys i get to go back to tungland in twoweeks well gotta go i gotta write a email to my girelfraind.

Tuesday october 5, 2004 Dear guys yall know me and now you know what were going to do this bloug post this time i will call the matrix of luisclopez Well first things first first i would like to say is welcome abourd now interdoucing the bad boy in the lopezes house luis c lopez thank you thankyou all i would like to say first is put your kids to bed now good dame it now second is wake up parents its my own tv show welcome to the show of luisclopez now interdoucin four very cool dudes and now interdoucing my first brother you now him as a drunken dude migul interdouing the second brother you now him as a soldrer for tree years his been in the army my very cool brother donnaldo interdoucing the thrird brother he went to boot camp and dident wanna go back my second coool brother memo and interdocing the littelst lopez he graduates in five mounths and he is turning fifteen next year yours truly luis c lopez and interdoucing sisterlopez she is teaching band at tempe high school barbary and interdoucing our last familly member you all now him as elphao elgupo you c an catch me in the movies when ever the hell joey gets rich the titel will be welcome to the lopez residents seeyall latter foulls.

Monday october 4, 2004.Dear guys i just got word that ill be outta school for a week hellyeah a week of watcing seasamestreet well father wasson gets his but in phonix in four days yeah for that prays the lord well me and you know who went to see shark teal my favorite part was when oscar and his wife were fighhting then the whale came out and said sabasgange the tailking whale i couldent stop sayig it well guys i get my frekking report card for this qutter im crossing my fingers that i get good grades well last nite my littel niece anna was at the house and than beath came along i really like her better than kenndel well guys the guy that works with me comes to do an interview to see how i'm doing the guy that is coming his name is iggnacio valdeze he is gonna try to get me and my dad some help he hasent been taking his medacation so if he doesent take it the cops will come and get him thats what i wanna see when he leaves ill laagh my but off coll well guys thats it fore today see yall tomorroww peace hippes love your fraind luisclopez.

SEPTEMBER 27 2004 dear guys well im in computer class doing this thing we all called blog post well in two wekks i will be going to a celebratinon the resson they are having this is becuse los pecanons hermanos and hermanas willbe cellebretting fighty years of saving kids the founder was padre willam b wasson willam b wasson took part in our familly when he took care of my two parents chela and leonal and to that day he was a familly member he is a good father to all of the lopez sons me gurg miguel donny and barbary and interdocing our new familly member annnastaysia may smith lopoez who is two years old i havent seen padre willam b wassoin in mounths the last time i saw him was when he fell down in flaggstaff i cant wait to see my goodfather again what a big lopez reunion that would be for me my mom and my dad well i gotta go i gotta go check memos blog peace hippeies.

My lifes a liveing hell 9,21,04 today we have a sub in my fourthand fifth hour class well elgupos still drawling in his mouth his been doing it since friday well gotta go sucker love your bro luisclopez.

dear guys i'm here having free time for getting all of mywork done in pals sweet now i wont have to work my butt off tomorrowthird hour on friday affternoon the cops called lokking for my mom my dad was at his frainds house getting drank like usle and then they bought more beer weel gotta go love your buddy luisclopez

dear guys i just got back from celebrating my cousin michels birthday which was yesterday and friday i got lion king two simbas pride and yesterday we meet up with our very good fraiond inngrid at oliv garden my niece is crying becuse she wants to go out side memos not wearing anything except his pants dad is waching a show on wb my mom cleaning the kichen and elgupo is crying to get insiode and i'm wrighting to you on this post well gotta go i have to see whats on tv peace hipps.

hey guys well today is september 1, 2004 i woke up with a new life a new face and a new puppy guess who was tv last night arnailled boo and jhon kerry boo and linda bush boo the only one i like as president is her husbend gorge w bush wellguys tomorrow night is open house for the eighth graders but heres the thing my pals teacher woont be here tomorrow but she said that i can take my mom to meet my other thechers well gotta go peace hippes.

helloto reading this bloug remember when i tould you i was gonna to tell you about the wedding well heres what happoend yesterday first it was memos turn to speak becuse he was the best man so heres what he said he said hello every one ive known jack sinece elementry school and i still remember the story we were both third graders in school and my real name was gullemo but jack dident know how to say my name but heres what happend he used to come and say gurgdamo and than me and him meet again when i was working at golds gym he came in bursting in the door and trew his hands up and said i dont know were i am and than i know that jack was in love trough all thoughs years ive know jack i love you buddy and cougratulatons jack hugeed him as a thank you oh on are way home i asked my mom mom are you gonna trow me a eighth grade party or what she said nope i never did to any of your brothers and i never will than i said what are you gonna do for me than she said how about this i trow you a cineceranera for your birthday with a real live band and molee just as you wannted i said okay and do i pick the girels tjhat i want to do the walts with and she said yeah and than i asked her do i get to invite the bandas too she said sher so the first girel that i picked is my ex girelfaind arianna c bannda and so its a tradion in mexico any boy or girel that gets to turn fighteen has it oh and i forgot to tell we are trewing a birthday party for my niece anna its was my moms idea to have this it will only be a pinata of elmo and a cake the party doesent start untill four oclock this after noon hope to see you guys there love your buddy luisclopez ps gupo harreld thuis morning i dfont know what my father feed him.

Dear guys well heres what is going down tomorrw memos buddy jackob gets marrried tomorrow he wants me and my mom to go becuse he has know us ever since middel school so thats whates going down tomorrow but i dont know what i'm doing after the wedding see ya guys later peace dogs.

Dear guys last night i went to a party were i saw my ex ghirfraind arianna she said hey baby whates up and do you still love me and i said hey i really do baby but now i really wanna marry you so damp manny and go for me you really wanna marry me she said she also said when do you really wanna get maried and i said how about when im outta colloge babby and she than asked how are you gonna support our four kids and i said hell no i really just wont one kid and thats it so she said she could get pregnet this one time so the wedding wont be untill im twentty and have a car and when i get a job in the circues well if one of you guys really wanna be my best man ill send you an incvatation to the wedding peace hippes.

Dear guys im fighting with jakebutt right now becuse he just kicked me out of tunglang becuse he wants me home now hell no i going to woop his but i'm really pissed off right now becuse of him he has no bussness with me and tungland why the hell would that stupid basdterd want bussness with me and them i will call the cops on him becuse he doesent even pay child support for any of us i have had it with him now im really moving out of the house call me or gurg to see whates up peace hippes.

Dear guys well i just past my first week of eighth grade let me tell you its rough Well hers whates up I wannted to know if you guys are stiill coming to my eighth grade graduation ceramony all my familly will be there even my mom oh my mom will be missing school to be there if you guys dont know the date here it is May 27, 2004 hope yall can make it will if you you guys cant find a seat just site with my familly and if you see my mom crying its becuse her littel baby luis has graduated from eighth grade if you guys dont know were my schools at just ask memo oh and plese pick out a dosson of rosses at frys so that you guy can give it to me when its over i might jump on you guys so start hugging me its becuse ive passed the eighth grade see you guys at the assembly i will be wearing somthing relly cute for that day so look for me in a white shirt and a black pants hope you guys can make it relly early so that you guys can meet my princeble and tailk with me before the assmebly oh and just a reminder remember to bring your cameras and video camers well gotta go its passed my bed time alredy love your buddy luisclopez.

Dear guys heres my new schedule for augest9, 1.st hour pals Bojanoski Seconsd period Computer with mr church third period pals Bojanoski fourth period LA Write Bsc GuarinBrunke Fighth period L/A Rgd bsc GuarinBrunke six period lunch Seventh period Bojanowski Eighth Period AdptiveP.E With Mrs, laRish. oh yeah i forgot To tell you we won the girles in vollyball the score was !2 to 8 haha jerks.

Dear guys well today was my last day with tungland Dame i will miss those basterds heres who i will miss kelly mannade jennefer shane ashlym and ashly summers daneill a danill g samee dominike sharon and freddy Heres was one of my frainds i made this summer daneill a well guys me and gurg have nothing to do tonight you guys wanna come over and play playstaton one oh i forgot tree more wekks till i start school my first day of eighth grade will be augest 11 and my graduation mark your calenders dame it may 27 2004 that date will be my last day of eighth grade and than im outta that dame school good dame its has been a goiod tree years at Fees Middel School hope you can make it dame it.

Yo yo yo yo yo, I just got a new template. 

This blog is only for seventeen and older.  Kids cannot look at this.  Except me. 

Okay, my first show will be going down tomorrow and I'll be doing- Da-da-da-da-da-daaa!  The three-thirty-dirty show.  This is where you can put your familia on..Da-da-da-da-da-daa!  Blast.

And then, at four o'clock, we'll have (does drumroll on counter) My Life Is Hell.  My Life With Bigfoot starts after My Life Is Hell, with me, Gurg, and all of his buddies, including The Noobers (our dog).  Oh, and Jack Black and David Spade and Ray Romano.  Oh, and Michael Jackson and Kid Rock.

See ya tomorrow at three-thirty, right before I get back to Tungland. 

Vince McMahon just fired Kurt Angle.

Happy Fourth of July to everyone. Hope your day is going fine, mine is but Wednesday night I'm going to the circus with my mom but tonight will be better because I'm gonna go see the fireworks. The circus that I'm going to is the Ringling Brothers and Barnum and Baley. Wednesday night when I come back I'll tell you guys all about the show right before I go to sleep. Peace hippes.

Oh, the dog's looking weird. He just got out of his hiding spot, which is in Dony's room. He's scared of me. His eyes are getting red and his tail is growing and growing. Mom's making tortillas augados.

happy fourth of july to everyone hope your day is going well mines is and it will be better on wedensday becuse that night i'm going to the circues with my dearest mother but tonight will be better becuse i'm gonna go see the fireworks tonight at tempetown lake the circues that i will be going to the ringling brothers and barlam and bally ill tell you all about the circues wedensday night when i come back write to you guys and tell you all about the circues that night peacehippies

Dear guys my mom is pissing me off becuse my cousins asked me if i wanted to go to there house and i said yes but than i rememberd i had to go to my moms birthday party and now she is really pissing me off becuse she said i couldent go to the party now i really wanna move out and not come back to this stupid house ever agin who the hell would wanna come back to the house not me if you guys wanna see me right before i move out you guys can come over tomorrow and say good bye to me i dont know if i'm coming back this could be my last blog post before i go to the party peacehippes.

dear joey i would like to be in a movie about my life than i could curse the cast will be me you gurg molly megan donavan and four of my frainds jose his girlfriend and my girl friend arreanna c bannda i think i should rated it pg becuse now that i'm foortenn i;m thinking of filming it in july and relese it to the movies in augest than relese it on video and dvd the day i turn fiftenn which wont be untill june 11,2005 hope you can wright me back on my blog than tell me if we are shotting it or not i really would like to be in my first movie i've been in video tapes but not on the big screen your buddy luisclopez.

Dear homedogys my birthday party is tomorrow and we will not have fun becuse we are not having the brinka brinka thing only cake and ice cream well let me tell you what i got on friday mom and the famlly a trip to disneland with dony and jay dad a cdplayer barbary nothing miguel nothingand memo ba hug thats its homeboys and home girels.

Dear homedogys my birthday party is tomorrow and we will not have fun becuse we are not having the brinka brinka thing only cake and ice cream well let me tell you what i got on friday mom and the famlly a trip to disneland with dony and jay dad a cdplayer barbary nothing miguel nothingand memo ba hug thats its homeboys and home girels.

Dear Dudes word I just got a gmail accont were you guys can email me now i dont have to go to yahoo.com hell yeah sucker well my birthday party is this sunday hope yeall can make it just call over here and my mom will tell you well peace out.

dear guys iam having a fun summer this week becuse every day i go with the tungland people but i dident go today becuse my mom class had graduated i almost started to cry becuse my mom princeble interdouced donny and he lead us to the plege of allginse love your fraind luisclopez oh yeah i forgot to tell you i have my own email address which is yahoo.com just tyope my name in which is piokalopez i relly have to go i have to go to my email later.